HELP ME

[maderr]

Watching the evening news, as I'm home for once to actually do it. Local news is discussing the "sudden increase in the number of students attending NC schools." So they ask a student of the prestigious UNC Chapel Hill, and what does she say?

"When I was a sophomore I went to the cafeteria and was surprised because there was a lot more freshmens."


GET ME OUT OF THIS STATE!!!

Comments

Prestigious? *pfft!*

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

PRESTIGIOUS? Good lord... I had to read that twice because I couldn't understand what question she was answering and what she had just said. I think it was pretty much a matter of disbelief. I bet she had pom pom tits. They ran out of silicone so they had to look somewhere else for something squishy to shove in there.

Ugh. Maybe it's cuz ya'll talk slow... therefore ya think slow... and ya learn slow...

(Not you of course--since you're not really a native.)

Re: Prestigious? *pfft!*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

It just amuses me, b/c when I graduated I remember I got laughed at for choosing a school that A) was out of state and B) no one had ever heard of. A handful of students kept bragging to general audiences about how they'd been accepted to UNC.

Now all I do is laugh at their sorry asses. And yeah, I think having that accent automatically decreases your intelligence. My mom is always saying how happy she is she doesn't have it anymore. It's only cool when you sound like Marri.

pom pom tits, lol. She was actually pretty flat chested, I bet she just carried their water.