gripe, gripe and I've borrowed a meme

[maderr]

People = Stupid. One day I will understand this on a level that it will no longer affect me. But for now it just sends me into a bliding rage.

*The price on your "kyupon" (coupon, for those of us that speak english) does not include tax and delivery. It says this on the coupon.

*the sign on the door says "we don't accept 50 or 100 bills." Read it.

*Lunch specials stop at three. It says this on the board that displays the specials. Again, read the damn thing.



FIRSTS:

First job: Lor's Medical, as un appreciated lackey

First screen name: precutious (I think)

First self-purchased album: ???

First funeral: My grandfather's, but I don't remember it

First piercing/tattoo: Ears, at 14

First credit card: Mastercard

First true love: Darth Vader

First enemy: Stupid bitch that made my friend Elizabeth cry

First big trip: Okinawa

First concert: Red hot chili peppers (???)

First musician you remember hearing in your house: James Taylor

LASTS:

Last big car ride: PA, for Dickinson Homecoming

Last kiss: been a while

Last library book: no idea

Last movie seen: Matrix: Revolutions

Last beverage drank: Smirnoff Ice

Last food consumed: Pizza

Last phone call: From a whiny customer

Last cd played: Scarlet Pimpernel OST

Last annoyance: customer

Last soda drunk: Coke

Last ice cream eaten: java-something

Last time scolded: today, for saying "go to fucking hell" while a customer was in the store

Last shirt worn: old, comfy shirt

Last Web site visited: Amazon