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[maderr]

Dear World,

If you're going to bend me over the table and fuck me, could I at least have a goddamn kiss first?

Totally breaking up with you,
Megan

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[reviewspider.livejournal.com]

Do we have to get you a restraining order? You know, you would think, with all the defenseless people the world has screwed without consent, there'd at least be a trial.

Hope your day is looking up, my friend. ^.^

~Spider