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[maderr]

Dear World,

If you're going to bend me over the table and fuck me, could I at least have a goddamn kiss first?

Totally breaking up with you,
Megan

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[indigoraven.livejournal.com]

Well, hell... if that's all the objection you can come up with.... ;->

I'm sure he and I can arrange something. He is rather fond a girl with large, ahem, assets.