Damn it

[maderr]

I promised myself porn if I finished the first Harem story.

I finished the story.

The porn sucked. And I don't mean in the good way. I mean that was a waste of four dollars.

*pouts*

Also: completely unrelated

Whoever first introduced me to this, I love and hate you. It is my crack. Everyone else plays games. I play with virtual paper dolls. *shakes head*

Comments

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you persist in spending the money. You never really seem to feel overly impressed in the end.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

goddamnit. That wasn't the icon I wanted! *pouts* This is the one I wanted... *growls*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

The warped Logic is that eventually something good has to turn up. And they always sound so promising. Between each purchase I manage to forget they mother fucking lie. And I dunno, the second one might have been okay except the 1st person POV was not a good attempt at it. My impression was that she/he does it for the ease of the viewpoint. But I could be judging harshly, we all know my patience for 1st.

And I'm gonna say this is the more fitting icon, really.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Eventually. But what's the return on that eventually. One out of every *insert obsenely large number*? I mean, I guess you're not spending an entire fortune. But it seems to me you'd be better to stop supporting the bad.

Well, but that one's more for frustration and all out confusion. The other one is more along the lines of "huh?"

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to give it up as a lost cause. (though like all addicts, I'll just go back for more when desperation and need make me stupid).

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I think it's one thing to support it if all parties involved are at least up front about the product. You know it's suckage, they admit it, you're all happy and perfectly content to deal.

But I feel like they mislabel/misrepresent their own intent. And then the summaries leave you feeling kind of cheated when the story doesn't match up at all.

Adictions are powerful things. Pick a time frame. If you can go that long without caving do desperation I'll write you anything of your choice--whatever promtp, chars, premise you want. I'll even make an attempt at smut for you.

You could also try this. It's not bad. The grammar's a bit x_X in some spots but the story's good, and umm... how to phrase this, I thought the sex scenes held a lot of technical merit. (I liked them, but not because they were sex.) The chapters are quite long, and it's as yet unfinished. But Pirates!

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

LMAO, I had nothing to do with the e-dolls... I SWEAR... uh... YEAH... Totally WASN'T me... *is adamantly in denial*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*beats you over the head*

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I haven't had a good beatin' in a while.

*bounces*

WHY AM I BOUNCEY LIKE A CRACK BABY RIGHT NOW??? OH MY GOD.

*gets in cold shower to sedate self*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*plays the role of Norman Bates in the shower scene*

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

*doesn't have to worry.... after opening the shower curtain, attacker would immediately be struck blind and I can run away freely* :-D

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I lived with you, I am IMMUNE.

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

LOL, you may be immune.... but I still have pictures of you in your bra. ::evil grin::

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*laughs* So we are at an impasse.

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

Indeed! :-D *glomps*

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Well, I watched Deathrace 2000 and had lobster pate'.
It was actually better than I remembered it.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Read the Saiyuki fic I recced you. XD There's certainly porn in a lot of the ones by ciceqi. And yummy porn too. Although the ones right at the bottom of my Memories page are reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaally fun. >D