#1 Mistake a Customer Can Make
Dec. 10th, 2003 07:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maderrI had to wake up at 6 am. I hate that. Then I had to make pizza for a school of snotty little brats ( a private school I don't think highly of, this is not my opinon of al ps students). I hate that more - have I ever mentioned that the smell of tomato sauce makes me nauseated? So I hate that more. Not to mention the pile of stress already heaped on me - my workers knew five minutes in that someone was in for it. Don't get me wrong, despite my tendency to be loud and all, I don't just attack people when I'm pissed (friends might argue, but I don't attack, I just get pissy). Anyway, this stupid whore at the comm college didn't like that her pizzas were all of five minutes late.
Stupid Whore: Who's the manager? (nasty voice)
Megan: I am (eat that bitch voice)
SW: Is the owner in?
Megan: No, he's not (really pissed now, b/c I knwo what's next).
SW: Well, I'm a very good friend of his and I would hate to have to call him on his cell phone.
Megan: (this is the rarely heard Megan is Truly Angry Voice) I don't think he'd answer even if you did. He's very sick right now.
SW: Oh. Well, I would like to know where our pizzas are.
Megan: They're on their way. *click*
Here's the funniest part: The Boss doesn't really like this woman, he just felt obligated to give her the damn food. Moreover, he is deathly sick right now. So is his wife. And his two kids. If that Stupid Whore had called him, she would have found out 1)He doesn't consider her a friend 2)Don't call when he's worried about his family and 3)He always backs up his workers vs. customers. I've seen him kick people out of the store for badmouthing his workers.
On top of that I had to stay late to finish dough b/c though business is increasing, the staff is not. We're literally doing twice the work with the same number of people. I am beat.
In other news, I finally have tickets to France (eurostar) and tickets to Italy (flying, I'm just too poor to take the train this time). Now I just need to start packing and get all my damn stories writen and/or updated. Blargh.
Stupid Whore: Who's the manager? (nasty voice)
Megan: I am (eat that bitch voice)
SW: Is the owner in?
Megan: No, he's not (really pissed now, b/c I knwo what's next).
SW: Well, I'm a very good friend of his and I would hate to have to call him on his cell phone.
Megan: (this is the rarely heard Megan is Truly Angry Voice) I don't think he'd answer even if you did. He's very sick right now.
SW: Oh. Well, I would like to know where our pizzas are.
Megan: They're on their way. *click*
Here's the funniest part: The Boss doesn't really like this woman, he just felt obligated to give her the damn food. Moreover, he is deathly sick right now. So is his wife. And his two kids. If that Stupid Whore had called him, she would have found out 1)He doesn't consider her a friend 2)Don't call when he's worried about his family and 3)He always backs up his workers vs. customers. I've seen him kick people out of the store for badmouthing his workers.
On top of that I had to stay late to finish dough b/c though business is increasing, the staff is not. We're literally doing twice the work with the same number of people. I am beat.
In other news, I finally have tickets to France (eurostar) and tickets to Italy (flying, I'm just too poor to take the train this time). Now I just need to start packing and get all my damn stories writen and/or updated. Blargh.
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Date: 2003-12-11 03:03 pm (UTC)LMAO!
That was gorgeous. I so need you to work for me for just a day.
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Date: 2003-12-11 03:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 03:16 am (UTC)Hey, I've got on customer you can kill. She needs to be dead - my last day of work I'm going to delight in asking her how if feels to be our most hated customer.
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Date: 2003-12-12 03:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 03:46 am (UTC)I would pay to see that, omg it would make my century. We all HATE that stupid bitch.
Poke away, by all means.
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Date: 2003-12-12 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 03:56 am (UTC)I love you. I'm going to start snickering at all the wrong moments at work now.
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Date: 2003-12-12 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 04:04 am (UTC)*dies laughing* that's gorgeous - tell Rose to behave at work. That's how I get through my evenings most of the time, nummy images of flower bois.
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Date: 2003-12-12 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 05:08 am (UTC)oh, out loud would have been bad.
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Date: 2003-12-12 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 05:12 am (UTC)At least you'd really have them looking at you in fear and respect.
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Date: 2003-12-12 05:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 05:19 am (UTC)see? there's always a bright side.
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Date: 2003-12-12 05:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-12 05:26 am (UTC)You will invariably come up with something.
Fear is nice.
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Date: 2003-12-12 05:34 am (UTC)