the very beginning of stardance's story

[maderr]

Though if you don't want Kidnapped verse, just lemme know ^^;;;



Combat class star ship #13512550, the Melee

"Tell Kavalerov he can suck my left nut."

A deep chuckle filled the bridge, eminating from the main speakers.

Cornelius dragged a hand down his face and glared at his communications officer. "I distinctly remeber ordering you not to put him on speaker, Gypsy."

"Oops?" Gypsy said with a shameless grin.

"Gypsy, you can suck my right nut. Go ahead and put the good Chancellor on screen, let's make this a real party." He made a face as the face of the High Chancellor appeared on the main sccreen. "My answer is no."

"Strange," Kavalerov said, feigning confusion. "I don't recall asking you about it, Captain Lady."

Wincing at the sound of his hated surname, Cornelius resisted the urge to tell the High Chancellor precisely what he could do with the cup of water he was sipping. "Not doing it. This a combat ship, High Chancellor. We need an engineer who can handle that, not some flounce-through-the-trees Kreskan. How the blazes did a Kreskan wind up in the IG Army?"

"You can ask him whe you pick him up in Bangkok," Kavalerov replied.

"You dumped a Kreskan in Bangkok," Cornelisu said increduously. "What are you trying to do to the poor guy? Kill him before he gets on my damn ship?" He paused. "Actually, that sounds like a good idea. Then I won't have to deal with him at all."

Kavalerov lifted a brow. "You have your orders, Captain. You're too retrieve Master Engineer Forith Demane at dock 5, 14:30 Zero time. Am I understood?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Cornelius groused, waving one hand in a shooing motion. "But when this kid freaks out and kills himself or something, it's entirely on your head."

"Understood," Kavalerov said. Then he smirked, "But I think I'll just save us a later conversation and say 'I told you so' now."

"Gypsy," Cornelius acted as though Kavalerove were not still onscreen. "Tell the High Chancellor that he can suck my left nut and my dick."

"What about your right nut, sir?" Gypsy asked seriously.

"That's still yours."

"Oh, good," Gypsy replied with mock relief. "I was starting to feel jealous."

Cornelius rolled his eyes as the crew and Kavalerov laughed. "Maybe I should just replace the whole damn crew. You losers shouldn't be too hard to sell, even on Bangkok."

Comments

[stardance.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause I HATED Kidnapped. I didn't draw anything for it, and I especially didn't have lady-wood for any of your villains.

This is SO GREAT. I am SO IMPRESSED AND AMUSED. Hahahahaha <3333 yay banter and insuboordinate ship captains!!!! *loves* I can't wait to see what happens~

[maderr.livejournal.com]

<3 I had an inkling you'd approve. Glad you do ^_____^ i shall attempt to work on it this weekend *loves and adores you*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

lady wood = *dies giggling*

You rock.

[stardance.livejournal.com]

I can't take credit for that tho XDD;; I stole it from Karen (will and grace)

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*squeaky!* Kiiiiidnapped... *_____* While I can't call it my favorite verse (mainly due to the fact that I've had to start keeping a list of favorites...) it does make me squee like the rabid fangirl loyal worshipper devotee I am. *____________*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Heh. It makes me happy my goofy space opera verse has such fans. There are so many I've got planned for this verse *sigh*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*________________* Okay, that's like the bestest thing I've heard all day. A whole Kidnapped Saga. *_____________________*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

P.S. I am entirely too amused at how many people fail to take Kavalerov seriously. Or even politely for that matter... ^________^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Heh. None of the five ships (and their respective crews) that Kavalerov has, um, persuaded into his service take him very seriously. They're painfully aware just how crafty and ruthless he is.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

>.> ........ >.>;; ............ *deep breath* ........... *siiiiiigh* ¬ ¬ *adds the much-abused High-Chancellor to her to-draw list* -.-

You've gotta quit creating awesome characters to give my brain a chance to recover from its mush-ified state. ^^;

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I guess it's lucky for you my character lists tend to be written, not typed, or I'd be supremely bratty and c/p the whole thing for you. All I have is the ship notes, so all you have to wrestle with is mechante's character ^_~

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I get a temporary reprieve? :)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Non! *cracks whip!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^.^v

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Sounds fascinating. *_*

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

Eee, Kidnapped verse! Well, actually, I'd be more excited if I could read the rest of Kidnapped, since it's still, you know, off-line and all. Not that I'm hinting that you might want to fix it or anything... :p

And Bangkok, too! This is the same Bangkok with the Twins, right? Yay!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Psst. Check her Memories... ;)

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

Ah-ha-ha-ha, I suck. I completely forgot that she was doing her memories. Me, ADD? Never! Anyway, thanks so much for pointing that out to me!

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious! *hearts*

[(Anonymous)]

Gee. Kidnapped verse. Love. XD I hate to say it, but out of all of you're little made up universes, Kidnapped was one of my favorites. Think it had something to do with how well it seemed to be put together even though we all know that you have outlines in your head only, not full verse ideas until they hit. By the way, when are you going to put that back onto your website? I'm missing it...

[sagesae.livejournal.com]

^^ Yippee! I love the kidnapped verse. Love most of them really but loved kidnapped more because it's awesome. And this one? You got me dying of laughter with the first line. **squeels** banter and Kidnapped.

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

XD You pwn the world. *tackle hearts* Seriously, I love this verse and I already adore Gypsy.

*twirls you around* Do you have any idea how much you just totally and utterly rock? Seriously... ^____________^!!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*gets out the begging icon* Need more of this. Lots more. ^________________^ Along with that Bangkok sequel that's next on my to-read list. ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Argh. I need to not need to work 40 hours a week. It's already close to my bedtime and I've done nothing but read and change wording here and there. Mergh.

I so want to finish these short stories. Maybe after my parents go home, since I'll be busy with them from Sunday on.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

The suckiness of balancing income-producing-job with doing-fun-stuff. *shakes head* Cruel world.

I would draw something in bribery, but my muse appears to still be vacationing somewhere in the bahamas. -.-