pre-caffeine me. paperclips. those are two different topics.

[maderr]

My Adventure of the Morning:

Started with Kyo at 3:30 AM. Insisting that he be permitted to snuggle right up against my side -- which requires me losing blankets. I have no idea why he wanted to sleep there, usually he sleeps on my feet. So I didn't sleep well. Which is just bg for the rest of the story.

Woke up late. I have zero food in this house, have basically been scraping by on whatever I could find to eat everyday. Said fuck it today and decided to buy stuff at UDF. Got to UDF. Picked out my things, was very excited that I'd get real food. Got to the counter, cashier rang it up, then I realized I'd left my ATM cards in my jeans X_X

Didn't have time to go back home then to the store, b/c otherwise I'd be *really* late for work. So no food for Megan. It was quite the debacle. I just laughed on my way to the bus stop. It was sad sad sad.


Paperclips:

This will probably only amuse me, but hey. It's an ongoing joke b/t me and the guy that's been helping me with scannig. It started with me threatening to kill him b/c I was bored and he was bored. I think I had scissors and threatened to use those. He was completely unimpressed. I said "Fine! Then I'll stabe you to death with paperclips"

At which point he cracks up and says: "Can you imagine the coroner? 'It looks like he was stabbed to death with paperclips...why didn't he just tell her to stop?"

Ever since, it's been a running joke of ours. Every other sentence ends with "and then you can stab him/her/it with paperclips"

Had to be there, I guess? I really will be sad when he goes back to his own site. This is the same guy that halfway through a different conversation just stared and with Perfect Seriousness asked "did they just let you out of the institution? is this part of your work release program?"

Comments

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^^; I have done the ATM card thing... except that mine is in a little sleeve thing that has my driver's liscence too, so I usually freak out that I've been driving around all day without it. ^^;;; Eheheheh...

>.> ... is he cute? Does he have any brothers? :)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I felt twenty kinds of stupid, but I was also too tired to really care? It was a morning, man.

Lol. Not really, but he's hella funny. And no. Heh.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I think I've done it about... eh.. three times now? 9.9 Something like that... ^^; Feel like a bleeding idiot every single time too. ^^v

Pfft. Shame. ;) Sounds like a good guy for hanging around with. ^^

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

XD I like paperclip dude. He's the kind of person that makes work places at least somewhat bearable.

*hugs* I hope tomorrow goes better for you. At least you're home and relaxing now, right?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

That's the truth. I've said before that I can do almost any job so long as there are cool people doing it with me.

<3 Def relaxing. should be writing XD

Speaking of work and X_X, is your story finally put back together? I didn't miss a post on that somehwere, did I?

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Yeah, know what you mean. I actually had some fun at work today. (Seems, when I'm putting together a display and have my back turned to the store, everyone and their brother likes to scare the CRAP out of me. X_x;; The district photo guy was in doing training and he fake growled and grabbed my shoulders, and I yelped like you wouldn't believe. XD)

Naw, they've put it back together for the most part. They just put down new carpet today, they're supposed to retile the photo lab tomorrow, and hopefully after that no one will be doing weird construction shit in my general vicinity. -_-

*glomps* I'm trying to get up the energy to write right now. Seriously, I'm in awe of you sometimes. How do you do it?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahha. I do that to Sarah all the time ^^;;;;

Dude, I'm impressed you made it through. They redid the office and I was going nuts, I can't imagine a store where you still have to endure customers and stuff.

Che. I don't. You'd be surprised how much slacking I do. But mostly it's that once I start, I keep going and don't look back. Which is why I always have so many errors X_x And once you start going like that, it's hard to stop.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahha. I do that to Sarah all the time ^^;;;;

heh and one of these days you will be laughing over my corpse after I have a heart attack... XD

[crystelle-d.livejournal.com]

Lol. I have a guy friend whom I was doing a school project with once. We were researching stem cells and at the time I think we were trying to write the presentation. It was really boring, and both of us were complaining about how boring the presentation was going to be. So, at the part where I was describing the negative moral effects of stem cell research I wrote, and said aloud, "And then the scientist's left arms fell off." He cracked up laughing and it's been a running joke ever since. As in, "I watched a movie last night and then my left arm fell off." Kind of like the paperclip thingy. Why do the simplest things amuse people?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Well it is by no means substance but I left you a present on the top shelf above the cheese drawer.

If you've got the monies we can go shopping tormorrow or thursday if you want...

[cynbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm all about death by office supplies.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Meep.