I love spam

[maderr]

They're so cute with the attempt at legal speak.



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Legal Notice
 
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF FUNDS DEPOSITED IN YOUR NAME AND  
THIS IS NOT A SALES SOLICITATION OR SPAM.
 
     I represent BUD & GRANT LLF, a law firm that arranges untraceable  
asset management and safekeeping of special and valuable packages and  
baggage in trust for reputable clients that are honest and trustworthy.
 
We wish to inform you of the availability of a safe deposit box with a  
Security firm for which you have been listed as the beneficiary, a  
benefactor whose identity can not be disclosed because of the Non  
Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement that was signed with the  
said benefactor when the safe deposit box was being deposited, made  
you the beneficiary of a box which contains some amount of money and  
instructed clearly that you should only be notified of its availability
after the expiration of the maturity date and that time has already  
elapsed,that is why you are being contacted.
 
The Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement signed with the  
benefactor mandates us to fully divulge and disclose the benefactor's  
identity one month after you, the beneficiary, has confirmed receipt  
of the funds.
 
The funds in the safe deposit box totals £4.5M (Four million five  
hundred thousand British Pound Sterling) and we confirm that these  
funds are fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean,clear  
and of non-criminal origin and are available in the form of CASH.
 
  The monies have been declared as Family Documents instead of CASH.  
The Security Company does not know the true contents of the box and  
you must not disclose the information to them or to anybody whatsoever.
 
You are hereby advised to reconfirm your Full Contact Information for  
verification with information contained in our computer database as  
well as other relevant information in the format stated below.
 
      As soon as the information is confirmed with that provided by  
your benefactor, you will be notified immediately with instructions  
necessary for you to arrangements and pick up the safe
deposit box from the security company.
 
We at BUD & GRANT LLF, want to state clearly that our job will be to  
monitor the claim, give assistance where necessary and also advice you  
on behalf of your benefactor.
 
    We cannot be directly involved in the claim, you will have to  
arrange directly with the Security company on the best and safest way  
for you to pick up your money as soon as possible.
The Requested Information is to ensure that no mistake or error is made
and it should be forwarded in the manner stated below:
 
Your Full Name: ___________________________________
Your Complete Address: ___________________________________
Name of City of Residence: ___________________________________
Age ___________________________________
Occupation ___________________________________
Direct Telephone Number: ___________________________________
Direct Fax Number: ___________________________________
 
The Telephone & Fax numbers are very necessary as they will be  
forwarded to the Security company staff, and forms faxed to you before  
the funds would be handed over to you so as to ensure that the package  
is handed over to the right person.
 
So,its mandatory you send your Direct Telephone Number preferably your  
mobile or Cell Phone Number.
Congratulations in advance.
 
Thank you and I sincerely remain
BUD GRANT
BUD & GRANT LLF
 

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Comments

[dlothrian.livejournal.com]

are you serious?
someone actually sent you this!?

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Oh you got a letter from a Buddy. How nice.
At least they didn't ask for birthdate, social security #, place of birth. course these days they probably don't need it, isn't the internet a wonderful thing.
View outside... big tall white and gray cloud. Sound of thunder.. north Texas doesn't do this *reads deed*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Texas doesn't get storms? Heh. I guess they forgot to pay this month's bill.