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[maderr]

I will not kill Sarah's cat
I will not kill Sarah's cat
I will not kill Sarah's cat

GODDAMMIT CAT KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.

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[abmca8605.livejournal.com]

The hell is it doing?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Driving me insane.

It's a housecat, but Sarah has started taking him outside on a leash from time to time...so now Kyo wants badly to ALWAYS go outside and if he doesn't get to go, he starts going apeshit and trying to knock this one picture off the wall.

[abmca8605.livejournal.com]

OMG... that's fucking hilarious. I do feel your pain though.

I miss kitties... ::sniffsniff::

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*offers squirtbottle and superglue*

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Yes water spray bottle or water pistol.. we call it correction fluid. And it can be fun. >;D
O_O *don't tell Sarah,shhhhhh*
It doesn't hurt the little dears, really.

[minni.livejournal.com]

I've found that a rolled-up newspaper works well, with a solid, "No!"

Sometimes.

Of course, this is Turk, who is already a hyperactive twelve-pound kitten.

...
Best of luck! =D

[mailechan.livejournal.com]

You know what will stop him from doing it? Next time he tries to tip the picture, go apeshit. Scream, throw your arms up, howl, and head straight for him screaming curses the whole way, and chase him for about three minutes. It's great stress relief, too.

Do this about six or seven times, and he'll get the idea. It'll save you on water.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

That's actually what I've been doing. He freaks when I start yelling.

Water doesn't really work on Kyo - he's too spoiled.

I kind of feel bad for him, ultimately. he's a housecat who knows what it's like to be an outdoor cat. Whereas mine is all Outdoors? O_O No, Mistress! Do not make me go THERE!

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

uh oh. someone's gonna get it~! (err... somecat?)

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

kill it and tell sarah it was the neighbours. Or take a valium. myeh, either way works.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. I'm not sure the valium is a good idea, thogh tempting - drugs beyond caffeine and booze do bad, bad things to me.

Blaming the neighbors, however, could work.