stupid dreamweaver
Jun. 5th, 2003 03:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maderrAnother rant but this one is all in fun. According to my friends (read: tormentors) there are few things funnier than another round of Megan vs. Computer.
My webpage, IMHO, sucks. I'm so jealous of sites with all the badass html crap and all. I'd kill to do that. Anyway, I thought "well, I have dreamweaver and I haven't screwed up too much on the easy stuff, I could probably manage something like frames." So I started, and got as far as "insert frame." After that I got a little confused-okay I got a lot confused. An hour or so of fucking up and my computer was just staring at, going "ya dumb fuck." So I gave up for now. I would use the help menu, except that for some bizarre reason that would only happen to me, it appears there is no help file (or whatever). It was somehow deleted or stolen or eaten by sugar plum fairies.
So for anyone desperate for a laugh, just picture a blonde, sneezing loudly from allergies,shouting obscenities in Japanese and English at her evil, vile, cruel Dreamweaver program.
I even tried looking for help online, but that was no good. That was for a version of dreamweaver that doesn't exist anymore, and all it did was tell me what frames were, not how to make them do what I want.
I'm going to go spend quality time with my Playstation, at least that machine loves me and appreciates me.
My webpage, IMHO, sucks. I'm so jealous of sites with all the badass html crap and all. I'd kill to do that. Anyway, I thought "well, I have dreamweaver and I haven't screwed up too much on the easy stuff, I could probably manage something like frames." So I started, and got as far as "insert frame." After that I got a little confused-okay I got a lot confused. An hour or so of fucking up and my computer was just staring at, going "ya dumb fuck." So I gave up for now. I would use the help menu, except that for some bizarre reason that would only happen to me, it appears there is no help file (or whatever). It was somehow deleted or stolen or eaten by sugar plum fairies.
So for anyone desperate for a laugh, just picture a blonde, sneezing loudly from allergies,shouting obscenities in Japanese and English at her evil, vile, cruel Dreamweaver program.
I even tried looking for help online, but that was no good. That was for a version of dreamweaver that doesn't exist anymore, and all it did was tell me what frames were, not how to make them do what I want.
I'm going to go spend quality time with my Playstation, at least that machine loves me and appreciates me.
