So my mom was poking through my jumbled jewelry box, and decided to tidy it up.
Me: "You don't have to do that."
Mom: "It's fun, so long as you don't mind."
Me: "Nah, I don't care. Just let me make certain there's nothing there you shouldn't see (totally joking, my jewelry box is full of junk)
Mom: "So long as it's not a cock ring."
Me: "You don't have to do that."
Mom: "It's fun, so long as you don't mind."
Me: "Nah, I don't care. Just let me make certain there's nothing there you shouldn't see (totally joking, my jewelry box is full of junk)
Mom: "So long as it's not a cock ring."