Hehehe

[maderr]

So my mom was poking through my jumbled jewelry box, and decided to tidy it up.

Me: "You don't have to do that."

Mom: "It's fun, so long as you don't mind."

Me: "Nah, I don't care. Just let me make certain there's nothing there you shouldn't see (totally joking, my jewelry box is full of junk)

Mom: "So long as it's not a cock ring."

Comments

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

O_o I am certain that my mother would not know what one was. In fact, I am now fervently praying that she never watches a movie that uses the term, as she will ask me what it is.

[amasugiru.livejournal.com]

Hey you.

I have totally blanked on what we worked out for Seth. I need your help. Will you head on over to Mythos and help me figure it out? Thanks!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

*GRIN* Ah, cock rings... which I will forever associate with Sarah. ^^ Rather befitting that a lesbian is the only person I know who can walk into a porn shop, spot the cock ring section, and squee "Oooh, pretty bracelets!" >.>;

[maderr.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

...*cracks up*

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

You've been corrupting your mother again haven't you?

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

............I have a dirty-minded mom, but not THAT dirty-minded.