Adventures with Kyo

[maderr]

Kyo: *looks longingly at Megan's lap, and the computer which is occupying it*

Megan: "Go away, cat. Not for you!"

Kyo: *decides to be sneaky! jumps up to coffee table, hops to long couch, cautiously steps over to small couch and super sneakily! comes up behind Megan to settle on chest*

Megan: "One, I don't know who you thought you were fooling, you dumb ass cat. Two, just because they're a size d does not mean my tits are big enough to be a bed for your fat ass. Get off me!"

Kyo: *waddles off chest to settle on laptop until Megan finally gives up and moves it enough to accomodate his Majesty*

Megan: "I'm so going to go throw you in Sarah's bed. On Sarah."

Kyo: *gives a 'stop typing and pet me' look*

Megan: *glare*

Comments

[eurynome-on-ice.livejournal.com]

Heh, so cute.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Sarah's cat is a bratticus maximus.

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

first of all, pretty layout!

next... the icon says it all. LOL.

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

*snickers, points, and laughs* Hey, he's the fairy prince. Didn't you know he owned everything in the house? ;3

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

♥

[tygati.livejournal.com]

^^; It's bad when the cats know they rule the house...

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

But the Megan is warm and the laptop is especially warm and he's lonely. He doesn't really waddle that's a sidle I'm sure. Royalty does NOT waddle.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Ah, a conversation I have had many times... except, as I do not have size d, it often involves a slipping cat with claws, and me howling and bleeding. But, the end result - cat in lap, laptop perched on knees or armrest, hand occupied with cat - is the same.

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, A cat gets to live after touching the boobs.
I would be dead if I tried to touch them.
Guess I'm lower on the chain than a stupid cat is.
Sucks to be me.

Maybe I should touch them, get killed, then get reincarnated as a cat!
That way, I could touch them a lot!
This plan has merit, except for the whole getting killed part.
Wonder if there is a way around that...