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Can totally discuss the best way to kill someone and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about "it's for a story"

>_>

Dear FBI,

Totally joking. It really was for a story.

~Megan

P.S. Kitty totally said the knife was the best route. Blame her.

Date: 2007-01-22 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylark97.livejournal.com
*dies giggling* I was looking up the Mob, white collar crime, and Human Scarifce rituals this week for the same reason. Ah, the perks of being a writer? XD

Heehee! Can't wait to see what that's for. *tackle glomps*

Date: 2007-01-22 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

The mob is going to offer a human sacrifice to the gods of white collar crime? *dies giggling* Okay, I'll try to behave now.

Prisoner, actually. ^__^

Date: 2007-01-22 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylark97.livejournal.com
XD Sure. Why not. Where's the fun in behaving?

*squeals happily* ^_____________^!!!

Date: 2007-01-22 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
*gets a lock for her door*

Date: 2007-01-22 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
gah, I hate the Kefka laugh. *plugs ears* Make it stop!

Date: 2007-01-22 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
Pfft, just because I know stuff I shouldn't is no reason to blame me for your insanity. *nod*

... >.> Unless I get to blame Ken, who is largely responsible for at least half of my knowledge of Violent Stuff. ^^;;

Date: 2007-01-22 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Dude, you're the one giving me tips on how to position the body. All your fault.

Date: 2007-01-22 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygati.livejournal.com
*halo* Okay, so I know some esoteric stuff... Not my fault! ... >.> I think. ^^;

Date: 2007-01-22 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eurynome-on-ice.livejournal.com
There's a reason I love the fact that I'm studying to be a doctor. I get to learn how much someone can bleed and for how long before they die.

And if anyone asks why I have a file on self-mutilation, guns, and ritual suicide on my computer, it's for my writing.

Date: 2007-01-22 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hayama-sb.livejournal.com
It's not the killing that's the problem, it's the disposing of the body & other evidence that is the problem.

Date: 2007-01-22 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
Stabbing someone in the stomach with a broken bicycle is just as satisfying.

Not that I would know.

Date: 2007-01-22 04:41 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hsavinien.livejournal.com
Keelhauling is interesting, as is impalement (in drastic cases), but my roommate favors organ harvest for sale on the black market. And the body is disposed of in the city landfill. >_>

Date: 2007-01-22 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
Ah-ha-ha-ha, I love that, too. Granted, then, there's also the discussions with my mother where we figure out how to get away with the perfect murder. Because at this point, between the two of us, we totally could. Yeah, I can't wait until I do research for this one story that involves a torture scene. Oh, and my school now can track what websites we look at. *shifty eyes* Heh.

Date: 2007-01-22 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lynnette-lacy.livejournal.com
do you really have to be a writer? I suppose so, I got the strangest looks from the people in Target when I was discussing how I would chose to kill someone with a friend. She said she would like to shoot them, while I much prefer to stab them. I then went on to explain why stabbing is the best method... in a very public place. They looked and stared... but didn't do anything else.

Date: 2007-01-22 07:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alice_montrose
Well, if my research into Al-Quaeda for a school paper didn't bring Romanian Intelligence on my doorstep, I don't see why the FBI should bother with something so trifle as the best killing method in a work of fiction. (Especially if you have said fiction to show to them and prove your case.)

Date: 2007-01-23 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amiko-16.livejournal.com
hell yeah >XD

Date: 2007-01-23 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charisstoma.livejournal.com
At least you're not 81 and saying that the wrong man was hanged. *smirk*

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