I wish my conversations at work were this interesting

[maderr]

amasour (17:03:42): dude, I had a totally random (inappropriate) though the other night. what was what? I remember thinking naughty thoughts about dragons with no qualms against exhibitiionsim resulting in a hallway molestation...
tygati (17:03:53): *laugh*
amasour (17:03:54): oh!
amasour (17:04:09): it must be really hard to prepare anything with claws
tygati (17:04:23): Tongue. ^^;
tygati (17:04:29): Lots and lots of tongue-usage. ^^;
amasour (17:04:38): dragons are by necessity extremely oral, got it.
tygati (17:04:46): *grin*
tygati (17:05:01): (Maybe that's one reason why Aeyn prefers bottoming? Too impatient to top? ^^;;; )
amasour (17:05:10): see, I just can't have these kinds of conversations with work friends.
amasour (17:05:14): lol
amasour (17:05:16): that could be
tygati (17:05:18): *laugh!*

Comments

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

XD!! You have no idea how much that explains for me. I've been trying to puzzle out the whole getting prepared thing for the last couple of days for all those guys cause claws? Ouch.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD

I am muchly relieved I'm not the only one thinking about these things, hee hee.

They wonder at work why I never tell them what I did over the weekend.

Office: Have a good weekend, megan? What did you do?

Megan: Discussed precisely how dragons with long, sharp claws prepared their lovers for anal intercourse. How about you?

Office: ...........................

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Much thought was going into it! So much so, that I feel a little silly that tongue did not occur to me. I just figured they'd be big on sex toys? ^_^;;

*dies* XD It would be the perfect kodak moment, though, wouldn't it?

This is also why I do not share my private life with my coworkers. They think I'm a goody-good. It would just shock them too much to find out what a perv I am online. *snickers*

[dameange.livejournal.com]

so, okay, madder, i'm not stalking you or anything. and i'm really hoping i'm not gonna sound like a pushy broad, but i was kinda wondering when you would be posting the first part of poison? in the next couple of hours . . . not for several hours yet? that kind of thing.

can you tell i'm really looking forward to reading this next story? {wink}

also, you should totally write that hallway molestation thing. with cion. and deyllgo. because that would be totally funny and hot.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

lmao. it'll get posted when I wake up ^_~ I'm not staying up 'til midnight, sorry babe.

<<<333

I will probably cave, never fear.

[dameange.livejournal.com]

no, no, that's cool. i just wanted to know if i should stay up. but i totally look forward to it when it is posted, be sure of that. and please, please, please do cave. hallway molestation. {giggles} gets better every time i type that. {eg}

[doro-chan.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you want to have conversations like that with your colleagues?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Not really, unless I knew for a fact they'd pass out or run screaming. Then I'd want to have it.

[doro-chan.livejournal.com]

Unless they are die-hard fundamental Christians they are probably more likely to laugh for minutes. Or to look at you in a very confused way (that's what my mum, who's almost sixty, does, whenever I start talking about fanfics/slash).

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::snickers:: I think I'm regretting more and more not stealing a dragon or three from that 'verse. ^___^

[dameange.livejournal.com]

you know, she's got a whole *nation* of dragons. i think tygati would totally let you play in her sandbox.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, Kitty claims that Tygati can retract his... but rimming can be such fun when well placed in a story.^_^

[alice_montrose]

A suitable thing to worry about, yes it is. *nod nod nod*

Thank you for joining the dragon comm, btw. *hugs*

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

I am SOOOOOO glad I'm not the only person who ever thought that. :P

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Is it sad that I didn't even have to wonder? I've been thinking writing dragon porn for so long I have all the mechanics worked out and it differs depending on what species of dragon I'm workign with.

Tails are very nice depending on how they are used. XD