why my family can't be taken anywhere

[maderr]

and this is just us on the phone. My dad and I? Have had security guards come up in the mall and stores because of our antics >_>;;; He always starts it, honest.

(to start, he was yelling at me for having a hot pocket for dinner, among other things)

Dad: Don't make me spank you, young lady.

Megan: Dad...I would really rather you not, because at this point it's only kink and I DON'T want to go there.

Dad: ......I agree with your assesment. We won't go there.

Comments

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

My dad has a scar on his knee from two bull-sharks. He got it because he was pulling them away from each other WHILE THEY WERE MATING on a dive.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

So you got your Crack gene from him, then?

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeey, you don't really mean that, do you? ;___;

....Actually, yah, the crazy comes from my Dad's side. OOOOOOH BOY, does it come from my dad's side....

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You know I love you <3

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

*preens*

You're still my most favorite author in the whole wide world~!
Especially since you came up with the Lost God's world, Prisoner, and GUH, Black Magic!! :D

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

...I don't even know what to say anymore...

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

'I'm drawing more smut' is a good thing to say. :3

[graphitesmudges.livejournal.com]

o.O I think I should just leave it as: 'HOLEY CRAP OHMYGOD I'M SO FSKING 'AMUSED'' *cracks up*

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Makes me think of that bizarre commercial with the parents giving their 20-something year-old son in the kitchen sink. Just... wrong.

My dad would traumatize my friends by hitting on my mom or by asking "Do you want me to make you my project?" if they were misbehaving in some way. My dad could be very focused on his projects... you did not want to be one of them.