Oh, good grief

[maderr]

I had no idea you people were so harem obsessed.

I should probably just set aside one whole weekend just to write harem requests. Yeeeeesh. I'm amused. I'd ask what combinations would be preferred, but I'd imagine pretty much anything would suffice. Still, tell me any super special pref and I'll make a list and the next weekend I have free I will write harem smut. I'm supposed to be smutting up the main stories for lulu anyway.

Sheesh. An entire weekend for harem smut. I don't even know what to say to myself anymore.



Dear Future Spouse I may or may not have,

You'd better hope we're for life, because seeing firsthand all that has to be endured for divorce? I'm afraid murder is the only recourse. Of course I take no offense if you decide to kill me; truly it will boil down to who has the greater life insurance policy and which is the better killer.

We could alway simply stay married and live very far apart, but again that depends on the life insurance.

Nothing personal.

Love and Kisses,
~Megan


In the ongoing Bus Adventures, there's this decently cute guy -- facial hair, but his hair is curly liek woah so I forgive him the beard -- who usually gets on at the Assosciation for the Blind (right before my work stop). Every once in a great while, however, he gets on just past Surrey Square (like, not even 15 mins from my house by bus). Now, when he does this he doesn't look quite as nice and tidy as usual. Me being me, I always ponder if maybe his boyfriend periodically convinces him to sleep over and so the poor thing has a longer haul to work in the morning.

And oh, when he wears casual clothes instead of work? I can see why the boyfriend keeps him around ^_~


I also cannot figure out why the bloody hell Random People insist on talking to me. I'm not sociable, or even polite, or anything. Yet they want to chat and occasionally (argh) flirt. Drives me batshit. But the guy in the grocery store pimped out what has proven to be a pretty tasty salsa, so he at least can live.

Now to ponder all these requests, though like I said it probably won't be 'til this weekend before I attempt anything. You miscreants are whack.

Comments

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Beynum topping Shah. *grins, runs like hell*

Eheehee. Pondering the sex lives of random people is so much fun. ^___^ Especially when you can happily take author's liberties and make them all gay. *smirk*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Betas Now Allowed To Make Demands. How do you like them apples!!!!!

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Now? *DUCK*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*BEATS YOU TO A PULP*

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Yay! I am now allowed to make demands! *brandishes List* ^______^ *runs like hell*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

NOT ALLOWED YOU GODDAMN SMARTASS *KILLS*

I'm so telling Mikey to hide all your fsking sugar.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I <3 you. ^______^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You can less than three me all you like, you're still getting an ass whoopin'

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

We are not whack. We're happy! You're feeling better, always a good thing, and wanting to write. Think of your favorite author telling you there will be new story coming out in the very near future. Release the hamsters.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee <3 But it's more fun calling you whack ^___^

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

HAH! I already know I'm going to be in a marriage of Convinence. GO BEST FRIEND GAYS!! :D

--And would it be bad if I ask for a cute short on how all of the Harem boys sleep? I mean, how so-and-so would be in the middle, and this person would kick, and this one snore, and this one snuggle, and so on a so forth. I just think that would fluffy and nice. <3

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'll ponder it. They each have their own beds. I think the most common arrangement is usually one or two sleep with Shah -- generally whoever has to wake up early with him, often that's Nanda and either Witcher or Aik.

When that's not the case, it's usually just Shah and Witcher, Nanda sleeps with Kiah and then Bey and Aik sleep together.

Not ironclad, of course, but probably the most common arrangement.

As to the other details, I'll see what I can do in story format.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

I love that you know their sleeping arrangements.^___^

You rock!

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::dies of giggles:: Killing is definitely the easier option and I don't know all of what divorce entails. ^__~ Though you could always opt out of the marriage part and just do the significant other thing for life. You'd lose out on the insurance though. ^___^

::blinks:: I have that happen to me at work. ^__^;; It's strange, when I'm minding my own business eating lunch and they chat. Or worse when I'm going somewhere and thinking only of what I'm doing and someone greets me and I cannot collect my brain fast enough to answer properly. I'm fast becoming the girl who smiles and nods.

::snicker:: As to what to say to yourself about a whole weekend of harem smut? "You're doing well." ^__~

[fierydragonsky.livejournal.com]

Eeehehehhehehe! I'm squirming in absolute delight over the idea of a dedicated Harem smut weekend! There are so many scenarios I want to suggest that I can hardly even pick one.

Shah: Now, traditionally, no one could touch harem members except the king. Not even other harem members.
Kiah: Really?! *sad*
Beynum: Shit. That had to be pretty miserable. Hold me, Aik -- I don't even want to think about it.
Aik: *climbs on top of Beynum and slides tongue down his throat*
Kiah: Woah. O.O
Shah: *chuckles* I came up with a new tradition. >:D
Nanda: *pounces on Kiah!*
Kiah: EEP!

I shall stick with my original suggestion of Kiah being introduced to the harem in some way shape or form. ^_^ And hopefully some other folks will suggest some other King's Harem scenarios to satisfy my harem-loving brain. I might be forced to write fanfic if I can't make it from now until that weekend.

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

yay writing!!! er...*runs*

oh...song for you...
http://download.yousendit.com/95A2E72965269151

..>.> kind of reminds me of one of your peoples...uhmmm...Jade? I dunno anymore i'm sleepy.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::shifty eyes:: If you like that, and want more Within Temptation, I can totally hook you up.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oooohhhh *_* Please to be hooking me up. I will pay whatever you demand.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

This will be coming in three chunks because I've got fifty songs by them. ^__^;; Chunk one is A through G, and I really should sort them by album but I don't keep them like that so you're getting alphabetic by song title, with "A" and "The" counting as "A" and "T" respectively. ^__^;;

::laugh:: I feel like I should be making many demands, but I seem to suck at coming up with anything today. ^__^;; So you get off easy. ^__~ And with music.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

H through S

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

And T through Z

Enjoy! ^___^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Nikery <3 You really should make demands, I'd feel much less guilty about stealing so much music from you ^^;; And am still working on Stew, never fear *goes to administer more beatings*

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::grin:: I love to share music. ^___^ Anything else you're looking for? I vaguely remember commenting on DwtD by Breaking Benjamin to tygs and her mentioning you both had been listening for far longer than I had been... but I have a bunch of their older songs if you don't have/would like?

And uh... yeah, I really don't have a clue. ^__^;; You're working on everything I can think of - MtB, Stew, Black Magic... Think of it as on-going incentive?

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Wow, Nik, that is a LOT of music. o______o;;

I would leech some of that, except that sendspace seems to hate me lately. x_x;;; No clue why either, it just won't load.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

Well, what send-site does work for you? I only know Sendspace and Yousendit, and yousendit didn't want to send them without me upgrading my account because the first two were over 100mb.

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Generally MediaFire and Savefile work, but I'm not sure what others do... I think those have the 100mb limit too. =_=;;; I wanted to upload stuff for Meg too.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

Um, juggled a few songs between zip-files.... i think I might've lost one, too, and the zipfile names aren't really accurate anymore... but, music. ^___^

But...
A through G
G through S
T through Z

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

What the- they won't load for me?! >_>;;;; I guess I'm just not fated to steal music from you or something?

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::stubborn:: I will be giving you music, if I have to burn it to a disc and ship it snail-mail-style.

Try this one, and if it works, I'll zip and load the rest. ^___^

http://www.savefile.com/files/997472

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

It worked! *_____________* Thank you thank you thank yooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. ♥!!!!

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, that song is lovely.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

*blinks* You're smutting the stories up? *blinks more* Well, that will certainly attract a lot of buyers, I bet. People who read the free version of their favorite story will have to buy the Lulu version for the extra scenes, smut or not.

I love your story about AftB boy. Maybe eventually he'll get on just past Surrey Square everyday.^^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Eh. Tygati suggested it, and my only argument was a soapbox about it not needing it. But it's one of those stories I hear the most complaints about lacking smut. I don't know.

Hee. Maybe, maybe. I'm sure his real reason is totally mundane, but the story reason is much fun.

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Aw, I kind of really liked the irony in it being a polyamorous story that had no real hardcore smut in it. ;3

*cough* But I suppose I can see where the smut people might be coming from...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was my argument.

Yes, cause they're not conning enough drabbles out of me they need it in the main story too.

[graphitesmudges.livejournal.com]

^^ All I can say is WOOH HAREM SMUT!

XD So I'm not the only one who likes to think weird things about strangers.

[zeva-23.livejournal.com]

I'm a lurker, but may I request anyway? I adore your style of writing.

If you don't mind the request from a lurker-type, something from the necromancer/black magic story?

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

You know you love us anyway.

(Oh, and re: the divorce thing, while I think I should have an opinion here, I honestly don't. I used to think it wasn't worth the drama, but now I think it sometimes is. *shrugs* Whatev.)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure it is. It's just I've been scanning these old divorce cases for the one attorney and I just go o_O at the letters and court documents and transcripts of stuff. The one case was ugly as anything and I felt so bad for the poor kid stuck in the middle of it.

Hookahs aren't just for smoking.

[alixkat.livejournal.com]

I like harems.

Harems full of non-amoebic, filthy fucking stupid asshole men.

I giggle when you write about harems.

Because I'm basically a sick fuck.

Oh lord COPS is on. Why do I submit myself to this show?

"WHERE MY CRACKPIPE AT?"

You forgot to put up the "Imps are required to behave" disclaimer again. >D

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*loves you* Well, you could always get married via the internet and never see each other. :D;;;

*laugh* A whole weekend for Harem-smut and we can ask for whoever we want?

Well, it shouldn't be difficult to guess who I'd ask for in Shah's harem, but you do realise you never specified WHICH harem? >D

Re: You forgot to put up the "Imps are required to behave" disclaimer again. >D

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

I should be totally evil and request Rivar's harem, shouldn't I? *evil cackles*

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

I like to believe that we all have some semblance on sanity on LJ. Unfortunately, more often than not I am quite, quite, wrong.

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Of all people, you should not be complaining about sanity. *g*

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Dear maderr,

Witcher and Shah please? And Beynum as top for the Shah, driving said Shah absolutely crazy, I might add. And Sandstorm smut please? Loads of that, all characters. Thank you!

[demoniccrys7.livejournal.com]

Sorry *delurks* but...uh...Witcher? *wibbles* I always felt that his character was, shortchanged, somehow, and I wanted to see more of him...um...maybe with Kiah, who is my other favorite. <3

[aqua-eyes.livejournal.com]

Naturally. XD! And yey! Harem smut!

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to suggest Nanda/Kiah. The bit at the very end of the epilogue with them was really good.