Mission: Identify Spider

[maderr]

My boss' house is being overrun by these freaky ass spiders (phrasing mine, obviously). Apparently they're very creepy and big.But she doesn't know what the fuck it is. She says they have really hairy legs, I'm guessing at least an inch in size the way she describes them, and she said they look like they have eyes on stalks but she's not really sure they're eyes, that's just what it looks like. Definitely not a wolf spider, she looked at pictures of those (and they're the most common around these parts?). And she says the weird eye thing is only in the smaller ones, that the really big ones don't have them. She's gonna bring in the next one she kills so I can see it, cause though they creep me right the fuck out - I do not recognize this spider. She also said she killed one, went to get her husband to dispose of the corpse, and when she came back another spider (same species) was eating the dead one >_>;;;

I sense that tsaiko will probably solve this riddle.

In other news, works needs to slow the fuck down x_x I've only been back two days!

Now, what to eat? I wasted 23.00 on groceries cause I needed them liek woah.

Umm. Day sucked by I survived. Now to contemplate waaaaay too nice of a phone offer someone made me. If I am aggravated nearly everywhere else in life, it's because I am way too frackin spoiled by my peeps here.

Must also decide what to write. My mind is determined to do a Halloween story but can't think of anything so i get in a frustrated rut and nothing else will write. This shall be overcome!

Comments

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

My boss' house is being overrun by these freaky ass words

*pictures freaky ass words running around the boss's house with hairy legs* It kind of sounds like an episode of Sesame Street? But I'll stop teasing now. ;3 *tackle hugs*

O_O Ew. Spiders. *shivers* Tell her good luck for me? (Because I'd be hiding on top of a chair with shoes in hand...)

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not hobo spiders. >.< Ew ew ew...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Sometime I wonder where the heck I come up with these typos. I think faster than my poor fingers can move, I think >_>;;; sheesh.

I fsking hate spiders. Researching the fuckers for Blade & Butterfly made me jumpy for a weak straight.

[gossymer.livejournal.com]

the only thing worse than spiders are roaches - eww.

It's so annoying that you can go grocery shopping, blow a lot of cash and come back and realise you still don't have anything to eat. ARGH

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Tell her to take pictures of them. I know a website that you can give them the link to the picture & usually get an answer to what it is in a day or two.

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

http://www.whatsthatbug.com/ ?

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

*readies her google fu*

*makes wild guess*

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pholcus_phalangioides

Re: *makes wild guess*

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Yuck!!! That is one awful looking spider!

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

http://www.allexperts.com/

or since we are talking bugs

http://www.allexperts.com/el/665-9/Entomology-Study-Bugs/

They answered what goofyrobo's bug was & what raielchan's spider was.

Re: *makes wild guess*

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

O___________O *is creeped out*

Re: *makes wild guess*

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

But it is relatively harmless believe it or not..o.O No bite from it will do more than give a person a welt if i recall...

Re: *makes wild guess*

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

I'm terrified of spiders, so I make it my business to learn which ones can hurt me and which ones can't so I'll maybe stop panicking so much when I see them

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

Also a good one. ^_^ I found several sites..but the one I listed was the only one I found that seemed to focus just on creepy crawlies...

Re: *makes wild guess*

[the-rue-morgue.livejournal.com]

They aren't nearly as bad as that photo makes them look (its really zoomed in) X__x And they're mostly legs . . . . Get them around here all the time.

[remote45.livejournal.com]

Could it be this kind?
http://www.cirrusimage.com/spiders_jumping.htm

[broken-moons.livejournal.com]

Ick. We had a bunch of these a while back. Plain simple house spiders - but they were about as big as they even get and apparently they were breeding because after getting rid of one we'd just find two new ones, just as big. Also, we have no idea what they even fed on because they were in my dad-in-law's former office which is now my workout space and where rarely anyone comes (and where there can't have been all that many bugs to eat)
*hates spiders*

I hope your boss manages to get rid of the things *hugs*

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

I refuse, refuse to click on any of the links that everyone's been posting to spiders, creepy crawlies and what have you. *whimpers*

Sweetie, if you needed them then it's not a waste! *huuuuuugs*

Oh, and by the way, TRC = FUCK OW. T_________________T

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

spiders! I love spiders! Not when they're crawling around my bed and biting and everything, but I love spiders! They're pretty, and colourful, and I really like how they're structured. And the way they move. And the eyes. They have this certain way of moving, sort of low and cautious, a bit like a crawl. It's brilliant.

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

I like how you will always go against the river flow, Av. <3

WOoT Go spiders! :D
Not my favorite animl, but hey, They aren't too bad....

[fei-yen11.livejournal.com]

I'm fine with the small house spiders, but when they get big and I mean those that have really long legs, they creep me out.

My Aunt's house have this large spiders - I don't know what kind, she said it must've came from the Garden. I found the same type of spider at my Grandparent's house - both houses are old houses.

There was a time when I was showering and I noticed one dangling. It was dead so I was fine with it. It was creepy showering naked with a dead spider but hey as long as its dead...

There was one though which actually came inside the room I was bunking. I had the lights off and was playing with a small flashlight (couldn't sleep yet). (Wince) I admit to screaming my head off when I saw the spider on the wall near the bed. My Aunt, Uncle and Cousin rushed to check up on me. They found me standing on my bed, sputtering for someone to kill it. They couldn't find it though so I slept with a broom near the bed that night.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Spiders are so awesome. I once put one(a tiny, itty bitty one) under a microscope, and it was teh coolz0r. I would describe more, but I fear it may hasten my death at the hands of arachnophobics and as I am not a spider, they have no reason to fear me. I also have a special, seekret love for snakes. And scorpions. And until I was 12 I use to catch grasshoppers. Seekretly.

[kiki19857.livejournal.com]

vampire? ghost? demon? zombie? and pumpkin?
just trying to help...

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Am so freaked. Spiders are usually extreme fear inducing. But some of these are actually cute.
This means the world is coming to an end, doesn't it.