A few letters

[maderr]

Dear Busdriver,

It takes 11 minutes to get from my stop to Surrey Square. On a busy day it may take 15. On a snow day - stil 15. WHY THE FUCK DID IT TAKE YOU 21 MINUTES.

Ugh,
Megan


Dear Bitches on the bus,

When you wear skirts that short, for the love of christ cross your legs. I and the other patrons (minus Mr. Sketchy as Fucking Hell) really did not need to know what kind of underwear you're wearing. I cannot believe there was more than one of you doing this.

Traumatized,
Megan

Dear Lazy Twit,

When a child or an old person gets on the bus, get up off your boyfriend, make him stand his lazy ass up, and give up your goddamn seat.

Wanted to fucking slap you,
Megan

Comments

[tsubaki-dono.livejournal.com]

Hi! I'm a growing fan (haven't commented very often on your posts as yet but getting there) and I was wondering... you didn't mean Surrey Square in SE17 did you?

Just wondering. If you say, "Huh?!" then never mind.
Cheers!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

SE17 means nothing to me, but I can't even remember most of the streets in my neighborhood past my own so it doesn't mean much ^^;;

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

People suck. End of Story.

[techni-error.livejournal.com]

'Wanted to fucking slap you' a little drastic but i would do the same. *sigh* whatever happened to considerate ppl these days...

[sixpence1323.livejournal.com]

Ah... public transportation. Bane of our existences. Yet so very convenient. (Or however ya' spell it) It was over 90 degrees and they still charged me. 92 degrees isn't code orange or red? I was baking out there! I could feel my skin sizzling. I think a piece dripped to the ground.

Ah, and I hate when people don't move their butts for the elderly. (I don't care about small children so much, actually. They never stay still enough to sit down in the first place. They just sort run up and down the aisle)

I've given up my seat plenty of times, but usually I'm in a row where I can only glare at the people up front. If got up, the person sitting next to me would probably be an asshole and refuse to let anyone sit next to them, so I don't even bother when I'm next to a window.

But I've never encountered a bitch on the metro. Just a crazy lady and a really pretty boy.

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

The last one is a particular pet peeve of mine.

Haven't had the misfortune to suffer number two.

[abmca8605.livejournal.com]

Beej and I had the second one happen in just about all of our classes for two years.... dumb bitch didn't understand why Stroud never really looked at her when she asked questions (she sat front row, center).

[aetheraestus.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of public transportation. That sounds a lot like every bus ride I've ever taken into King of Prussia.



(and people like Lazy Twit and her Nameless Boyfriend make me want to punch them in the back of the head. Repeatedly.)

[anialove.livejournal.com]

These are even funnier now that I actually ride the bus.

I like 15 minutes from Lake Austin. It took an hour by bus. It's my roommate's talent of getting on the bus just before the driver takes his break.