*falls over laughing*

[maderr]

Every time I read up on vampires, I learn something new.

According to some beliefs, apparently, vampires glow in the dark. Oh, the images that brings to mind.

*howls with laughter*

Comments

[shattereternity.livejournal.com]

i can see it now...on a dark, dank night in some dirty alleyway

vampire: **glowing** GRRrrrr!

victim 1: Oh hey, cool. come closer please. I dropped my glasses somewhere...

Vampire: **still glowing** GRRRRRR!!

victim 1: uh huh, that's nice. AH! There they are **puts Glasses on** huh, you're kinda cute, like a halo-ed angel ^_^

vampire: **facepalm**

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[zeffy-amethyst.livejournal.com]

Must...restrain...snarky...comment. *deeeeeeeeep breath* Okay, urge gone.

XD

[flamebyrd]

Glowing on the dark has nothing on:

Roma people in Kosovo believed that vampires were invisible to most people, but could be seen "by a twin brother and sister born on a Saturday who wear their drawers and shirts inside out."

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I think it says something about my state of mind when my very first thought is "Glow in the dark penises!" >.>;;

[hel-cat69.livejournal.com]

*borrowskidnapandheldatknifepoint Ike and has Marshall fling his shiny pebbles to combat Evil!Glowing! Vampire OF DOOM*

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::dies of laughter:: No more fumblings in the dark! ^_____^

[droaerion.livejournal.com]

I can just see the crack!fic... 'What's this glowing goop on the ground?' comes to mind. After all, spunk comes from the body...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I couldn't even take that one seriously enough to post. Where the hell do they come up with this stuff? I so wanted to be in on the meeting that came up with that solution.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the glow gets brighter with arousal.

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Yes, as soon as M said she had 'images' my mind when right down there, too.

...I think maybe we hang out too much. Oh, well! ^_^

[sixpence1323.livejournal.com]

You're... You're serious, aren't you?

After the shock wears off, I'm laughing my ass.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::laugh:: I wouldn't be surprised. ^____^ But if they're going to be having glow-in-the-dark sex, they might as well light up the room while they're at it.

[flamebyrd]

Seriously, how do you even find that kind of stuff out!

Weirdly, glowing in the dark doesn't strike me as all that strange. I guess I'm kind of used to the concept, there was a book by Judith Tarr I read once with a guy (not a vampire, an elf, although he didn't know it) who had a tendency to glow when he wasn't paying attention.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Perverted minds think alike?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

"Oh, baby, you make my world a brighter place. You are the moon in my darkness, the glowo in the dark stars pasted to my ceiling."

I will never be able to write vampires again.

[hel-cat69.livejournal.com]

*wibbles pathetically* But I like the vampire story. Why won't you let us comment? I could beta if you want.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::dies:: Methinks he's looking a bit too high there. ^____^

Eh, vampires are overrated. Though yours are always lovely. ^___^ They lack that brooding, melodramatic air.

... though I bet it would be rather difficult to brood and be melodramatic if you glowed in the dark.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Were they doing anything special while glowing?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I brood and melodrama enough for an Anne Rice series, there's none left for my vamps. Hehehe.

Yeah, it kinda ruins the mood when you look like a walking street lamp.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

It sucks and not worth beta'ing.

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

Uh, brooding stirs the creative juices? ^___^

::snerk:: Lurking would be nigh on impossible. Unless you were leaning against a glow in the dark wall or something.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Actually, a glow in the dark vampire would totally work better than the stupid goth ones at a nightclub. He'd be a hit!

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

... I have a feeling that should make sense to me. ^___^;; Since it doesn't, I'm going to take it as my hint to give into the inevitable and go to bed.

::glomps:: Good luck with the writing (or reading) for the rest of the evening and uh, feel happier? ^___^