*falls over laughing*

[maderr]

Every time I read up on vampires, I learn something new.

According to some beliefs, apparently, vampires glow in the dark. Oh, the images that brings to mind.

*howls with laughter*

Comments

[shattereternity.livejournal.com]

i can see it now...on a dark, dank night in some dirty alleyway

vampire: **glowing** GRRrrrr!

victim 1: Oh hey, cool. come closer please. I dropped my glasses somewhere...

Vampire: **still glowing** GRRRRRR!!

victim 1: uh huh, that's nice. AH! There they are **puts Glasses on** huh, you're kinda cute, like a halo-ed angel ^_^

vampire: **facepalm**

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

[zeffy-amethyst.livejournal.com]

Must...restrain...snarky...comment. *deeeeeeeeep breath* Okay, urge gone.

XD

[flamebyrd]

Glowing on the dark has nothing on:

Roma people in Kosovo believed that vampires were invisible to most people, but could be seen "by a twin brother and sister born on a Saturday who wear their drawers and shirts inside out."

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I couldn't even take that one seriously enough to post. Where the hell do they come up with this stuff? I so wanted to be in on the meeting that came up with that solution.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

I think it says something about my state of mind when my very first thought is "Glow in the dark penises!" >.>;;

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::dies of laughter:: No more fumblings in the dark! ^_____^

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Yes, as soon as M said she had 'images' my mind when right down there, too.

...I think maybe we hang out too much. Oh, well! ^_^

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

...*clicks open photoshop*

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

*cough* Actually I kind of thought the same thing. XD

[hel-cat69.livejournal.com]

*borrowskidnapandheldatknifepoint Ike and has Marshall fling his shiny pebbles to combat Evil!Glowing! Vampire OF DOOM*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[droaerion.livejournal.com]

I can just see the crack!fic... 'What's this glowing goop on the ground?' comes to mind. After all, spunk comes from the body...

[sixpence1323.livejournal.com]

You're... You're serious, aren't you?

After the shock wears off, I'm laughing my ass.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Were they doing anything special while glowing?

[alice_montrose]

That's one of the awesome things about vampire lore - you always get some stuff that makes you stare and go "o_O WTF?!"

Methinks I need to procure myself two male vampires. They can be my night lamp and provide inspiration for the smut scenes at the same time. *chuckles*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You should get the clap on/clap off models.

[broken-moons.livejournal.com]

... WTF. O.o

See, this is why I don't research for my stories and just make stuff up. It makes infinitely more sense that way XD

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Honestly, all I wanted was to remember what vampires were supposed to be able to transform into - I could remember mist and bat, but I couldn't remember the third. Instead I got glow in the dark. Oh, to live a day in the middle ages just to see the shit people come up with (of course, they'd promptly decide I was a witch and make with the BBQ so maybe only make the day trip with invisibiity cloak).

[pleasance.livejournal.com]

I have to say that I love your latest vampire fic and I think that having to write about a main character that hates himself so much is going to do bad stuff to your psyche. We need to get you a main character that is much less self-deprecating. I have great confidence that no matter what you write, people are going to eat it up with a spoon and beg for more.

Awe and adoration,
Pleasance

[broken-moons.livejournal.com]

I was going to post something similar, but I think I'll just second this ^_^. I agree that that vampire story isn't the best you've written - but it can't all be brilliance. I liked it, anyway. I liked Korbin in particular ^_^

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

KORBIN, MAYBE A BLOW JOB WOULD CHANGE PHOENIX'S MONS, EH? EH? MEG, MY DEAR, THE STORY WAS WONDERFUL. IT CALLS FOR RUM.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

oh, it calls for rum alright.

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

All I can picture is the glowing cocks from bad manga.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. And I love that we all went straight to 'glowing cocks' with this post.