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[maderr]

Dear Monday,

You are made of suck.

~Megan


Dear Brandie,

I am made of fail =_= I'm sorry.

Pathetic,
~Meggie

Dear Stalker on the Bus,

GO TO FUCKING HELL I SWEAR TO GOD I'M DONE BEING NICE. SIT NEXT TO ME AGAIN AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING MAKE A SCENE LIKE YOU COULD NEVER IMAGINE.

Livid,
~Megan


Dear Beer,

Lets be friends.

~Megan


*EDIT*

Dear Jagen,

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN.

Thankyouthankyouthankyou
~Meg

Comments

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Maybe lobster would make you feel better ^^

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you filled it with beer . . .

Maybe if you get drunk enough the stalker will start looking good :{

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Your Monday and mine seem to have had the same idea. -_- Mondays need to be shot.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

At this point, a shooting is too good. You hold him and I'll beat him.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

Brass knuckles or baseball bat?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, do bring on the Louisville slugger.

[thealisonbailey.livejournal.com]

=)

[escagirluk.livejournal.com]

My Mondays for the next few weeks will be full of Okay, 'cause I get them off work. Except for today, which I shall be peeved at, 'cause my sister blamed me for her ancient comp refusing to load up, and because I was going to go downtown and it decided to have horrible weather, so I couldn't be bothered. Also, I didn't work on my NaNo project. Darn you Nano story, cooperate already.

In short, I hate you Monday. And I have no chocolate or t-bone steak flavour Roysters to console myself with. But at least it is now Tuesday.

[selurnis.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how much I love reading these. XD;

[maderr.livejournal.com]

^__^

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLY AWESOME AND HEALTHY FOR YOU?

1.Get a watermelon.
2.Make small hole in watermelon.
3.Stick funnel in hole(in watermelon).
4.Fill watermelon with vodka.
5.gladwrap watermelon.
6.Chill.
7.Celebrate with alocohlic watermelon.