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[maderr]

Dear People on the Bus,

I really fucking miss my mp3 player. You bitches are all crazy.

Terrified,
Megan


Dear Avalon,

YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROUNDED. FOR LIFE.

Plotting your demise,
~Megan

P.S. Loki, you're grounded just for being married to her. I know you were involved in the debacle somehow.


Dear Self,

When attempting to go grocery shopping, it helps if you don't forget your ID and debit card.

Organization is the key,
~Me

Comments

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

DAMNIT.

Ok, ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE WONDERFUL SENSES OF HUMOR REGARDING LARGE GERMANIC MEN AND FRILLY THINGS MALIGN DIETER.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

More like only people who have crack for breakfast.

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

ilu. <3

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. I ALSO HAD IT FOR DINNER.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

>.> You can totally keep that label for yourself. I want nothing to do with the hideously disturbing concept known as 'frills'. x.x

(Besides, my smexy man of choice for harassment is a hot icy blond by the name of Pyotr. Purr. I win. ^.~)

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

I dunno....Pyotr sounds vaugly Russian, AND he is rather large....

..I wonder what color dress would look nice on him...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I will keel you ded.

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no I was think of Dieters in tu-tus though...

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

NOTICE HOW IT WAS NOT ME.

[tygati.livejournal.com]

>.> If I see so much as one picture of Pyotr in a dress, you will never get another scrap of Kidnapped out of me, ever. :P

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

What if it's a sexy picture?

[tygati.livejournal.com]

No dress. :P

Uniform, yes. Nice snug pants, yes. Bathrobe, yes. Sleeping pants, yes. No dress. :P

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

FINE THEN. You guys are total kill-joys.

SEXY PYOTR IN SNUG PANTS AFTER WORK-OUT IT IS.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

What sort of dress would possibly make Pyotr look like a sexy cross dresser? I cannot picture it, though morbid fascination compells me.

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

Ah-HA! You WANT to see it!! :D

No, it'd probably be short, and have long sleeves. HAWT.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*rubs chin thoughtfully* Long sleeves, yeah. Sort of proper-ish looking, except for the short length. Definitly blue or black.

.....

GODDAMMIT STOP CORRUPTING ME.

[lokiloo.livejournal.com]

I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!2!11@1!1one

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

...*hands inches towards pencil*

be careful what you ask for...

[(Anonymous)]

...cuz it just might come true.

http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/316/6/e/pyotr01_by_chkc.jpg

- chkc

*please don't kill me. I have a biochem midterm tomorrow*

Re: be careful what you ask for...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*laugh* You'd rather live to see the biochem midterm? I would sooo take the 'sorry, I was dead at the time' route ^_~

That is AWESOME and I soooooooo never thanked you for the pretties you drew not too long ago x_x bad megans. will have to post properly tomorrow, yus.

Anyway, Pyotr in a skirt is oddly rockin' You pwn.