How could I forget?

[maderr]

I forgot to award the prize for Creepiest Customer to the man who was stroking the counter as he talked. "Yes, I" stroke stroke stroke, "Am here to" stroke stroke "pick up a pizza" stroke stroke, etc etc.

Okay, I've got stories to write. Just wanted to share that.

Comments

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

um...

ick.

ick.

At least it wasn't your hand.

[inklacedfeather.livejournal.com]

Umm...someone was a little...sexually fustrated...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Ew ew ew.. I'd have taked a hammer to his hand..

[indigoraven.livejournal.com]

Hmm... reminds me of the time my family was visiting in Arizona and we were going to cross the border into Mexico at Nogales... until my Dad spotted this guy sitting on a nice candy apple red sports car petting it like he was paying by the hour. So, sitting looking at the border sign was as close as I got to Mexico.

[hippiechiq.livejournal.com]

Snerk. Even after two years of dealing with all kinds of customers, I don't think I could've kept a straight face in that situation.