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[maderr]

*prods muses*

*pokes with stick*

Fuckers x.x

So want to write.I never don't want to write....but now that knight story is done, they are silent.

Assholes -__-

Have ideas, but they're still in simmer mode. None of my WIP stuff feels like cooperating, of course.

I so fail. My fsking muses fail more *sigh*

Ah, well. Back to attempting something. Mayhap I will attempt to give form to either tentacle story or that story idea for koneikka.

Comments

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

They want you to write more about the w00bie housekeeper and his playboy vampire. *nods*

Good luck? ^_^;;

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Tentacles! *is distracted*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Currently discussing the smexing aspects of it, which is ever my problem. How, exactly, would a tentacle creature get off? Cause I want to do a sea thing, a wizard with a tentacle assistant or something, and I can totally see the wizard having a grand time, but what about the assistant? These are the Important Questions of the hour.

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Hmm, depends on how sexualized the tentacles are. Are they just like fingers or are the like penises attached to eight extra arms? (Oh, now there's a thought. If guys had penises on their fingers, how long would it take before they started touching/rubbing everything in sight? >_> And how many women and/or other people would walk around with wooden spoons with which to smack them?)

I imagine they'd get off the same way that normal people get off? ^_^;; Depends on who's doing the taking, I guess. Traditionally, it's the monster doing the taking, in which case all the focus is on the person he's taking. (Of course, could the monster take himself while he's taking his person, or is that overkill?)

Or, you know, maybe when the rest of him is aroused, the tentacles get aroused. They could be like fingers 90% of the time, but when monster is feeling amorous, (endorphins are released, hormones go nuts) the tentacles get sensitized.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I could write penises attached to eight arms (spoon, nothing, I'd carry a knife and wouldn't you love to go to court for that and try to keep a straight face?)

Ah, the last is clever (and obvious, duh megan).

I love these important discussions we have.

<3

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

I love you. So much.

[(Anonymous)]

Empathy? Shared-senses psychic sexing/mind fucking, whatever it's called is always fun to describe. And when you've got supernaturally thingums with extra parts you can always make up new happy spots. Tentacles being all covered with them sensitive... er, sucker wozits. As for orifices.. Ah, I'm having trouble picturing this tentacular assistant type but I'm sure whatever you come up with will be clarifying without squickness unless that's what you're aiming for.

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Seconds your housekeeper/vampire suggestion that isn't cause it was crossed out but we know that it was and I agree.
Muses need to be kept warm. *Breathes on them and rubs their cold bodies.* At least one has a cold body unless he's feed recently. *smile*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*laugh*

[mcartel.livejournal.com]

Housekeeper/Vampire/Tentacles.... you know... that's not a bad thought. =^_____________________________^= Who says aye? *raises hand* .... *mind swims in the gutter*

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

I hope something cooperated.^_____^

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

See, earlier when tsaiko posted, I was reading the post, but my brain got completely derailed at the word "threesome".

...Well, um, now the exact same thing has happened with "tentacle story". :x

*loves you*