Hate and Discontent

[maderr]

Dear Dickinson Financial Aid Office,

You're a bunch of fucking incompetents. I don't appreciate your fucking around with my sister the way you fucked around with me. It's very difficult to take care of problems when 1) YOU DON'T TELL US 2) YOU TELL THE GIRL WHO IS LIVING IN MOSCOW AND CAN'T DO ANYTHING and 3) YOU IGNORE ALL OUR FUCKING EMAILS.

We'll see what Durden has to say when I tell him you're all a bunch of cuntmonkeys.

With Hate,

Megan Derr, '03


Edit:

From: durden@dickinson.edu

Thanks, Megan. I'll look into the situation.

Comments

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

you didn't... actually say that did you?

cuntmonkeys? now that's one I haven't heard before...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

The hell are they doing now?

Try This

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

Try this one... you know how they calculate independent study grades at Dickinson? By halving them and then factoring them into your GPA, because a half credit=half the value. I tried it 100xs and it works out that way and I even asked about it... and everyone told me it was right because they're "Quality Points" which is bullshit... and if you have TWO independent studies, they average those together and give them to you as a WHOLE credit grade when they do your GPA. YEAH GO DICKINSON!

AND, Sophomore year when I went to register for classes, I had to go and send my father to the accounts office because, well, they fucked that up and so I couldn't register. I was MAD PISSED. So... I feel your pain. I really really do.

Re: Try This

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I think everyone was royally maltreated by those fuckers at least once...I really hope my email has some sort of effect. That office is prize.

I didn't know that about independant study grades. Hooray for good ol' big dick.