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[maderr]

Dear Cunt,

If you ever lay a hand on my brother again, you will find out why everyone is scared of my family.

I hope you die a slow and painful death.

Rot in hell,
~Megan

P.S. Your daughter is way too fucking good for you. I'm glad she belongs to us now.

Comments

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Ah. I see your family is as clan-like as mine. People never learn, I'm afraid, it's the same even here, you just don't mess with family.

Your brother and his girlfriend are FTW, btw.

Also, if you need threatening letters to be sent from incredibly far and obscure places, I'm your man. Er, woman.

[searabbits.livejournal.com]

Crud. I was going to say I could send a threatening letter from a further place than you, then found from your profile that you live/ed in NZ. And there went that idea. Oh wells. Can I set the mother's door mat on fire? (if she has one, and if I can figure out how to do it from here...)

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Sadly no, not NZ. My profile lies. Malaysia is my home, alas.


Oh wells. Can I set the mother's door mat on fire? (if she has one, and if I can figure out how to do it from here...)

USING YOUR JEDI MIND POWERS.

[searabbits.livejournal.com]

You lied! *throws a rabid kiwi*

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

*eats kiwi*

KIWI, OH YUM.