oh, slashdom

[maderr]

Okay, he's a dark fae.

Until we get to page 150 out of 170, then we find out HE'S HALF ELF HALF VAMPIRE ZOMG.

Oh, gods. It's too early to laugh this hard. I can't take it.

And I'm going to be late for work, and my umbrellas are both in my roommate's car which means I'm going to get soaking wet walking to work.

But! The necromancer magician dude is half elf, half vampire! And now they will have blood fetish sex *falls over laughing*

Comments

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

WHUT?!! Dear God, ain't that character speeshul!

[alice_montrose]

Um... Yay! Go them!

(Of course, this would make better sense if I had a definite idea what this is about, not just a suspicion... *headdesk* )

[gossymer.livejournal.com]

OH LORD, that was an awesome way to start the day XD My sides hurt now

*still laughing*

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

Now I want to write about half elf, half vampires. Only make it believable. Because that would be hilarious.

[achika-chan.livejournal.com]

:dies laughing: Really? That's...special.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

WOAH IS THIS ACCOMPANIED BY A DESPERATE DARK INTERNAL BATTLE AGAINST HIS DARK SIDE WHICH TEMPTS HIM TO, PARDON MY FRENCH, GO DARK? AND THIS LEADS HIM TO A FEAR OF LOSING CONTROL THUS MAKING HIM EMOTIONALLY RETARDED AND LIABLE TO HOLD ALL THOSE WHO LOVE HIM AT ARM'S LENGTH? DOES HE YEARN FOR THE LIGHT? DOES HE HOPE FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN REDEEM HIM? BECUASE THEN THE PEROSN HE'S LOOKING FOR IS

JESUS

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

LET US ASSUME FOR A MOMENT THAT WHEN YOU SAY ELF, YOU MEAN THOSE LOVELY CREATURE OF LIGHT WHO PRANCE AROUND IN STRATEGICALLY PLACED LEAVES. I IMAGINE EATING WOULD BE A BIT OF A PROBLEM. IT WOULD BE A CONSTANT BATTLE TO BE VEGAN OR GO ON THE ATKINS DIET(PROTEIN IS THE KEY).

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

I have never gotten the whole "half-vamp" thing. It's rather like being pregnant; you either are, or you aren't.

[macteague.livejournal.com]

*grin* I don't know what you're reading, but it sounds really funny.

...Unfortunately, it also sounds like it wasn't intended to be funny. LOL

[adry2000.livejournal.com]

Where can i find this character???it sound interesting.

Good news I sent a message to the support center and I this my problem with the book will be solved in a day or 2.

[naatz.livejournal.com]

Where? Where?!

XD

|Meduza|

[bitchypixii.livejournal.com]

So essentially we have someone who's written a character who's a PERFECTLY GOOD RACE already, but then he has to be more special. Gawd, can't they be arsed to even come up with their own cool race as opposed to bastardizing two existing ones? THINKING, PEOPLE. It's not that hard.

...I suppose it would be too much to hope there was any foreshadowing to this at all before.

/rant

But oh god the cliche! Oh god my sides! *gigglesnort*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Well, I think they're some sort of dark fae race, technically. And he is an exiled necromancer, except none of this fucking matters until the last fifty or so pages of the story, when all of a sudden you learn out of the blue that dark fae means half elf, half vampire, and lo! this entire time he has been half vamp and sekkretly all along vanted to drink blud of his boytoy. I'll go dig up link so you guys can see the story. It wasn't the worst I'd read, until the randomosity at the end that the story really did not need. It was like okaystory okaystory OMFGNEEDBIGPLOTCRAMITINQUICK.

[cynbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to read this, and at the same time I want to run VERY far away!

[bitchypixii.livejournal.com]

...there are no words for this. Simply incoherent noises of comic hysteria.