I am finding the receipt and returning the device for being too good at it's job

[maderr]

Please to be noting the finest alarm clock on the planet:





For the few who might not know, that is my kitty Pumpernickel. He is much love, except he knows my schedule -- he knows when I should be awake, and will harass me to death until I get out of bed and stay out of bed. He also knows when I should be going to bed, and begins to harass me in the evenings. He will even follow me around on my routine to ensure I do not deviate -- get somethig to drink, go to the bathroom, turn off lights, crawl into bed. Then he plops down and curls up with me for a bit, then wanders off to play with Kyo when he's assured I will be staying put. Eventually they both come back to sleep with me.

I am not allowed to sleep in past seven these days, cause the little bastard simply will not allow me to stay in bed. He prods and pokes and if I am surpremely lazy the claws come out. The bastard takes his self-appointed mission of regulating my sleep very seriously.

So, some less than dignified images of the world's most aggravating alarm clock:






And just for fun, this is me playing victim to Kyo, my roommie's cat. He thinks my boobs exist for his dozing pleasure:

Comments

[cynbaby.livejournal.com]

I love chubby orange cats.

[koneikaa66.livejournal.com]

Got the same kind at home ^_^ but with age, she's mellowed a bit and I've got that great acting down (I'm asleep, I'm asleep, can't hear you, can't hear you...) that usually works after only half an hour (sometimes more, sometimes less, sometimes I give in...) but she's still doing it every day...

[koneikaa66.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the 3rd one (the 2nd not long after) : Opale never slept that way, neither Pluton... I'm late!! Shower, clothes then on my way for a wine-degustation to the Tour Eiffel with Sis!

[mechante-fille.livejournal.com]

Kitty Pics!!!

Sorry Nickel is so good at his job. I read about this one woman whose cat's job was to keep the bed from floating away when the sun hits it. Too bad Nickel can't switch his work ethic to something like that.

My cats don't have jobs, per se, though they will form a gang if they think I've slept too much.

Now that you are up, I hope this is a great day! <3

[alice_montrose]

Your alarm clock is very handsome. Pet him for me, will you?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Now there's a job *I* wouldn't mind ^_~ I luffs my kitty, even when he pulls out the claws in 'bitch, get up now!' fashion.

^___^ Thanks! I have an orange kitty attempting to block my keyboard, but otherwise all is well! The very same to you <3

[chilayse.livejournal.com]

I make sure my cat can't get into my room on weekends so I can sleep in a little. She does the same thing... Guess it's more common than I thought.

[twilight-angel.livejournal.com]

Aw...they're both very cute.

Heh. My brother's "alarm clock" pounces on his head every morning at 4:30AM. And then goes under his bed to wait until he stands up, and then the cat attacks his ankles. Funniest damn thing ever. :p

[miikarin.livejournal.com]

good luck with finding the receipt

[anialove.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed that he gets you to sleep on time. My alarm merely wakes me in the morning by whining to go outside.

[sunsetbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my cats are like that too. I woke up in the middle of the night because one of them was sitting on my but and using his claws for support as he wobbled around.

[gossymer.livejournal.com]

That last pic of pumpernickel just made me...melt. OMG. Wana get out of college so I can get a kitty cat *__*

*flails madly*

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

This morning, I was woken up by *both* cats, one who was kneading my side with her claws through my blanket. Boomer, which wasn't too bad.

But Diva was biting my big toe.

I share your pain. :)

[nikerymis.livejournal.com]

::snicker:: Awww, kitties. ^___^ My parents have a huge, sweetheart tom cat who crawls under the blankets with them. He's also claimed the couch as his domain - you sit on the couch, you surrender your lap to him. No matter how you're sitting, he'll find a way to sit on you too. ^___^

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

Nickle is a reincarnated favored male slave. Those sleeping poses are so indolent and his only job is to keep his owner on schedule then the rest of the day is his.