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For some reason, the second letter struck me as particularly hilarious.

Good luck with those muses! You know we'll all cut a bitch for you if necessary.

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Throbbin' Hood! It's the perfect title for your story. <3

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pineapplechild.livejournal.com

... I'm almost afraid to ask, but where did you get that???

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I just trust in the internet, and then it brings me joy.

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There are no words.

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But there are pictures!

I have it on good authority that the dark-haired lady is the Sheriff of Naughty-ham.

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Well, now we know the real reason you're usually so slow to update.

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And let me just say, "Little John" is a complete misnomer.

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tygati.livejournal.com

I think that is the ugliest Robin I have ever seen. I am now traumatized.

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But... the chest hair is totally manly. Besides, I doubt anyone's looking at his face. ::grin::

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tygati.livejournal.com

9.9 There is that, but he doesn't seem particularly impressive there either. >.>;

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silrini.livejournal.com

Oh my GOD!! My eyes, they BURN!!! Someone end this agony!! *twitchspasmdie*

And I must keep these pictures hidden from my parents, or they will wonder what the hell I actually do on the computer.

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::snicker:: I don't think his green tights are actually tights. For shame, what kind of porn cover is that?

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Sorry, with me around, things tend to be not safe. (for eyes.) (or parents.)

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But seriously, can you imagine the hilarious porn puns that would come (snicker) from a Robin Hood porno? I mean, the arrow shaft jokes alone!

(My, but you are a fine marksman! You shoot straight and true!)

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or mental health.

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::giggles:: But what about the quarterstaff? A long, wooden pole? Takes a lot of skill to wield one of those properly. ^__~

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*hair flip* You know you love it.

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Exactly! Now you're getting it! C'mon, there's gotta be more with can think of. I mean, there's a whole forest full of merry men in tights! Little John? I mean, I ask you! He probably calls his penis "Big John."

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He probably calls it Little Johnny.

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Uh, damn, I'm drawing a total blank. Curses. Why am I not more familiar with Robin Hood and parts of the tale to make puns out of?

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http://adult.dvdempire.com/itempage.aspx?item_id=1251172&partner_id=80451601

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"Synopsis

The Modern-Day Sexploits of the "Straight-as-an-Arrow" Hero, and How He Made Marion!

The legendary bandit of adventure is now back in a modern-day setting, San Francisco, and his "fairy" tales are as straight as his arrow - and dirtier and bawdier than the most filthy fables. In this city so gay by the bay, he has a job fencing off all the hard-up horny women looking for his kind of lance: A throbbin', quivering piece of all-male magnetism. So, inbetween fighting and robbing from the villainous rich, he plunders and pleases the panting pretty poor. Aiding Throbbin' Hood in his quest for the beautiful are his lusty merry men, Friar Suck and Little Dong, and after they made Marion, they hook up with hooker Trixie and the rich bitch Alexis. For throbbin' pulsating derring-do that will hit your horny funny bone get a load of this racy, raunchy romp."

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And let's not forget Friar Fuck.

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I want to be the dialogue writer for movies like this. :D

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alixkat.livejournal.com

You know, this whole Robin Hood thing you're on...

IT NEEDS TO END

simply because I spent literally four days watching Guy of Gisbourne frolic around Nottingham Forest and kill people and I don't need four more days of it and you're not helping matters at all, so you can just go and get lost in that place where people like you go or something.

Yeah.

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