Amaretto Sour

Wuff, that is the worst. I know, I always felt like an outsider going over to the guys' house and having their very traditional moms look down their noses at me. Then I did date an Indian (muslim!) and he turned out to be an abusive, obsessive asshole, so that's put me off dating ever since.

Ok, THANKS M, I will definitely need to drink tomorrow. >F

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Sorry -__- That was not my intent.

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Hehe, lest we forget, I am so MANIC that I do not stay depressed for long. There is too much awesomeness that I can use to bury my denial, frustration, and sadness inside! :D :D

My happiness really masks my deep innr payne.

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Well, we are artists. We're supposed to be sekkretly miserable and pained and troubled. Though, I'm too poor to suffer a tragic drug addiction. Cheap booze will have to suffice!

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A lot of the great writers have been raging alcoholics! We're in good company. And hey, whenever you need a vacation to the land of sunshine, say the word. (The word is "swordfish." It's always swordfish.)

What do you use for the coco martinis? I think I have enough Godiva liquer leftover to make one, but then it'll have to be 4$ bottles of Sangria and cheap whiskey! Although, if I think about it, I might try to get the mixings for a slutty redhead. (What can I say? I like 'em redheaded.)

Well, that Egyptian shmuck is gonna rue the day he let you go when you turn out to be a famous author, that's all I can say. You know what? We should get Av to hook us up with some hot south asians. Once you go brown, you never frown!

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Rock on!

Heh. A true chocolate martini is clear -- vodka and clear creme de cacao. Looks like water, tastes like chocolate! Yuuuum.

Of coure, my roomie just came home with wine, so I may change my mind. Nothing punches like good wine, buddy.

That would be nice.

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Mmm, wine. My grandpa makes homemade wine and gives it to us. It is so bad. But so alcoholic. I'm also actually super-excited that my dad works with a lot of Latinos, because they bring him amazing booze. Like, 1.25$ bottles of tequila and Puerto Rican rum. :D :D

...our livers hate us.

Hey! We have like 16 Malaysian dollars between us, right? Does that buy a hooker?

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Oh, lord. You and Loki should never meet - her father would have to arrest your entire family and likely most of the neighborhood.

*LAUGH* Sounds like a possibility.

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Since most of my neighborhood is my family, that is a distinct possibility. Hey, Florida law states that you can make up to 200 gallons of your own wine! And trust me, you can make wine from crazy stuff like kumquats and lowquats and pears. :D

(He would also have to caaaatch us fiiiiirst! mwahaha.)

Seriously, I would even let you go first with the hooker, that's the kind of friend I am.

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Crazy ass Floridians. The tourists got nothing on the native wildlife, clearly.

(he spawned loki, I'd be afraid someone gave him a badge, dude)

You'd just use the time to take blackmail pictures or make youtube videos. Or capture it in silly putty. There's no telling with you.

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Oh, man, I'm telling you. Florida is full of crazy, wine-making rednecks! We just hide it behind enormous mouse ears and palm trees.

Hahahaha, spawned. I know that's how I wanna be described!

Yeah, you're probably right. But isn't a hot Malaysian hooker worth the risk? We could get Av to stand lookout.

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I can get you a half chinese, half native man. He is tall and good looking. His fee 30 Ringgit mininmum. Threesomes are extra.

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What, are you sekkretly a pimp?

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...I have to go over....there.

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Sold! Hope he doesn't mind slash-obsessed nerdy gals! Will he charge extra if we want to use strap-ons?

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When I become famous, this shit is getting deleted, cause otherwise I'm so going to prison.

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Are you kidding? This shit sells!

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Oh these asian rent boys, you offer them money and they will kill your boss for you. Hahahahaha.

Also, I am telling M you are encouraging me.

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She'll never believe you! Lies! Lies and calumny!

My boss is a fifty-three year old woman. That's not hot. :(

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GOBLINS. IT'S YOU. OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO BELEIVE IT.

NO, THAT ISN'T.

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NUH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YES, GOBLINS, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

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I have GOT to remember to keep you people seperated. Florida should not cooperate with Malaysia, when will I learn?

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DID YOU KNOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE GAY IN MALAYSIA? DO YOU KNOW HOW ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS THIS FACT IS CONSIDERING THAT A LARGE CHUNK OF YAOIFANS ARE MALAYSIAN? DID YOU KNOW AARIN OF AARINFANTASY FAME IS MALAYSIAN? HAHA, EVEN THE GOVERNMENT HAS YET TO LEARN. BUT THEY WILL, OH, THEY WILL.

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I do not doubt one day I will see you on international news. I will point and go ZOMFGITSAVALON. Probably it will be you taking over Malaysia, but it could also be the greatest arrest in history.

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I WILL BE A LEGEND. MY NAME WILL BE SAID IN HUSHED WHISPERS, FULL OF FEARFUL ADORATION. MY REIGN SHALL BE AS A VELVET CLAD FIST OF PURE MITHRIL, WITH MATCHING LACE TRIMMING.

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YOU NEED TO STOP CONSUMING SO MUCH SUGAR. AND STOP SPANKING CAPS LOCK.

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YOU SAID SPANKIIIIIIING! :D :D :D :D :D

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YOU ARE LIEK, 12.

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OH, BUT THE CAPSLOCK LIKES THE SPANKING. :B

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The internet is both a curse and a blessing - it teases us with what we cannot have. D:

Global warming had better hurry up and evaporate the oceans so I can walk to Malaysia.

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LIKE AN INVITING WHORE WHO IS ACTUALLY A POLICE OFFICER IN PLAIN CLOTHES.
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I CALL IT, 'BUDGET AIRLINES'. :D

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You have to divide it by 3.3. It will buy you a cheap hooker.

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