for the bacon-obsessed in Cincinnati

[maderr]

Cause I know a certain crew who is:

Bacon cheese roll

My arteries just spontaneously clogged, looking at that thing.

Comments

[bloodied-eden.livejournal.com]

Holy crap . . . .

That thing makes me feel ill.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I could never eat it, dude.

[rappleart3.livejournal.com]

Looks tasty, but I don't see bacon and cheese when I look at that, I see a heart attack >

[spurious-sanity.livejournal.com]

I'm torn between disgusted and wanting to try it....

'course, bacon is my main suspect for the food poisoning I had last month, so we're not really friends at the moment....

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

I think after the cheese was added, cooked taco meat needed to be added & the whole thing rolled up & eaten like a burrito!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'll send you flowers at the hospital.

[shattereternity.livejournal.com]

oh shish ka bobs, even the picture is heart attack inducing O_o

[alice_montrose]

Oh gods! Maybe with leaner bacon, because I'm used to fat products in Romanian recipes but that just looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. I'd rather grate the cheese on mushrooms and bake them.

Edit: Oh! And the new layout is pretty!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Why would a vampire be used to fat products in recipes? Do you like your blood bacon flavored?

Oh, I almost wrote a story about a romanian vampire named Bob with a californian accent, but I figured you'd find a way to kill me for it, and so resisted.

[alice_montrose]

And my blood sausage dripping fat, too! *smiles nicely, hiding fangs*

Yeah, I'd have killed you for that. Because the least you could have done would have been to name him Bobitza.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Someday, there will be a Bobitza. I think he may fit into Locke & Key verse.

[alice_montrose]

Ah good! Just remember, we do have Robert as a name - but Bobitza, he would have come post-1990, because the whole nation was watching "Dallas" at the time. Farmers seemed incredibly fond of naming their bulls and rams Bobiţă, at the time. =^_^=

re: chocolate, I figure you might like the same flavour in it as your alcoholic beverage of choice?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

any chocolate is made of win, so long as its not raspberry.

Dallas. WTF? Of all the things to watch...

[alice_montrose]

No raspberry, trust me on that. *smirks*

It was 1992, and we only had one TV channel to watch, at the time. So everybody was watching whatever they aired. I think it's safe to say none of us had ever seen a soap opera before.

[alice_montrose]

PS: and so resisted

... which is why i'll be sending you chocolate. Your favourite flavour, too. *smirks*

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Maybe, maybe if it was lean bacon. D:

[wittyilynamed.livejournal.com]

That's such a guy food. XD

It looks yummy and barg inducing all at the same time.

[hartfully.livejournal.com]

Oh jeez, that's totally gag inducing. I really, really like bacon.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

THANKS THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO SEE WHEN I STUMBLE HUNG OVER TO MY COMPUTER.

I HATE YOU.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE SUFFERING AFTER DRINKING THE DEVIL'S JUICE. LEARN TO BE A PROPER LUSH. A.LSO, WHERE IS MY VAMPIRE?

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED AT YOUR DOUBT. THE MERE FACT THAT I ESCAPED ALCOHOL POISONING IS TESTAMENT TO MY STAMINA. I ONLY GOT BACK AT FOUR IN THE MORNING. D:

NOT COOPERATING, THAT'S WHAT.

THE FIRST PART IS GONNA BE POSTED BEFORE MY OFFICE PARTY AT FOUR. THE SECOND PART... WILL BE SOMETIME AFTER THAT. BUT UH BEFORE MIDNIGHT. :P

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

I totally lied, posting commences after the office party. *ducks flying tomatoes* D:

[niravive.livejournal.com]

*waits (im)patiently* ^___________^

[(Anonymous)]

Wow...Strangely enough, I think I know people that would eat that - one of my housemates and his girlfriend really like bacon. There's a weekend at my school where high school students come to take random classes taught by college students, anything and everything. They taught one of the of the sillier classes - Bacon Appreciation. (And a serious class as well, if i remember correctly.)

[gwaihiril.livejournal.com]

Whoops, I thought I was logged in. Also, I like your new layout!

[sixpence1323.livejournal.com]

I even ~heard~ your arteries clogging.

*stare*