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maderrRandomly occured to me. Probably will become a full fledged story, someday. We shall see.
Hollowick was going to kill the unicorn. Not that the wizard did not deserve murder, as well, but the unicorn always seemed to be the one to start the game from sheer boredom.
He did not even particularly care that he would then be killed himself, for slaughtering a Grade Five familiar. If the damned thing did not shut up, he was going to kill it and use its horn for a new wand.
Or maybe just shove it up the ass of the wizard letting his unicorn get away with such stupid, tasteless things.
Twitching with an urge to murder, hoping they would shut up soon so he would not have to explain why he could hear them as well as they could hear each other, Hollowick focused on the book he had brough to read while the King's speech droned on and on. He would screamed at for it later, but too bad. One more hour, he reminded himself, one more hour and then he could go find a pillow and smother himself and be spared the hanging that would come with killing a unicorn.
Perhaps the prime minister of Balis? the unicorn asked. As stuffy as he is, I bet he completely lets go in the bedroom. I say a four, easy.
I doubt it. replied Prince Fenwick, the wizard who own the damned unicorn Hollowick was going to murder. He's probably boring as toast. Not more than a two.
Hmm. What about the Kalaba chit? She's pretty enough, and more than a little endowed, eh? Six.
Oh, yes, and a bossy little temper to match. Three.
All right, then how about the Princess of Marra? You cannot get any finer that that. Seven, absolutely.
Hollowick really hoped the dumbass attempted to seduce his sister, if that was the ultimate point of their asinine game. Nothing would amuse him more than to see them learn the hard way why she required no wizardly escort. No magic in the world stood a chance against her right hook. Eighteen wizards, five princes, two princessess, and an assortment of nobles could all testify to that. Let them try! It would be even sweeter than causing their deaths.
Oh, she is quite the beauty, I give you that. But violent in the extreme, and unless one is into such things....that would drop her to a four, I say.
I suppose you have a point. What about her brother there, eh? I would definitely put him at--
If you even attempt to finish that thought, either one of you, Hollowick thought savagely to them both I will cut off bits that will render this entire converstaion completely academic for you.
The thunderous silence that followed his statement was the most wonderful thing he had heard all day. Feeling decidely cheered, Hollowick focused upon his book and ignored the looks he could feel from Prince Fenwick and his silver-white unicorn.
Hollowick was going to kill the unicorn. Not that the wizard did not deserve murder, as well, but the unicorn always seemed to be the one to start the game from sheer boredom.
He did not even particularly care that he would then be killed himself, for slaughtering a Grade Five familiar. If the damned thing did not shut up, he was going to kill it and use its horn for a new wand.
Or maybe just shove it up the ass of the wizard letting his unicorn get away with such stupid, tasteless things.
Twitching with an urge to murder, hoping they would shut up soon so he would not have to explain why he could hear them as well as they could hear each other, Hollowick focused on the book he had brough to read while the King's speech droned on and on. He would screamed at for it later, but too bad. One more hour, he reminded himself, one more hour and then he could go find a pillow and smother himself and be spared the hanging that would come with killing a unicorn.
Perhaps the prime minister of Balis? the unicorn asked. As stuffy as he is, I bet he completely lets go in the bedroom. I say a four, easy.
I doubt it. replied Prince Fenwick, the wizard who own the damned unicorn Hollowick was going to murder. He's probably boring as toast. Not more than a two.
Hmm. What about the Kalaba chit? She's pretty enough, and more than a little endowed, eh? Six.
Oh, yes, and a bossy little temper to match. Three.
All right, then how about the Princess of Marra? You cannot get any finer that that. Seven, absolutely.
Hollowick really hoped the dumbass attempted to seduce his sister, if that was the ultimate point of their asinine game. Nothing would amuse him more than to see them learn the hard way why she required no wizardly escort. No magic in the world stood a chance against her right hook. Eighteen wizards, five princes, two princessess, and an assortment of nobles could all testify to that. Let them try! It would be even sweeter than causing their deaths.
Oh, she is quite the beauty, I give you that. But violent in the extreme, and unless one is into such things....that would drop her to a four, I say.
I suppose you have a point. What about her brother there, eh? I would definitely put him at--
If you even attempt to finish that thought, either one of you, Hollowick thought savagely to them both I will cut off bits that will render this entire converstaion completely academic for you.
The thunderous silence that followed his statement was the most wonderful thing he had heard all day. Feeling decidely cheered, Hollowick focused upon his book and ignored the looks he could feel from Prince Fenwick and his silver-white unicorn.
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Date: 2009-02-17 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:12 am (UTC)I see you are completely returned, at last. How is KL?
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:15 am (UTC)Dude, and I would totally be willing to be bribed with more of this. On an unrelated note, I am being nibbled at by a brand new spinoff project for my witch verse (about as far from snakes as I can get). ^__^;;
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:23 am (UTC)Heh. duly noted. Will write unicorns for snakes.
Oh, but that sounds fun ^__^ What is spin off?
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:25 am (UTC)Uh, pretty nymph who wants to be a polymer scientist but no one takes him seriously because nymphs are traditionally bubble headed. ^__^
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:35 am (UTC)Heh. I always thought my homeless sign would say 'will work for gay pron'
Oh, neat ^___^ And he would have to be all floofy pretty too, to add insult to injury.
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:42 am (UTC)Yeah, the magic in the 'verse takes care of that. ^__^ Nymphs can't be anything but pretty; their magic doesn't let them. So if they break their nose? It doesn't come out crooked.
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:45 am (UTC)liek totally ^___^
Hee hee. Poor nymph.
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Date: 2009-02-18 12:06 am (UTC)But Seriosly, I LOLED. The pwning due to mind-reading is AMZING, to say the least. Your MCs always make me smile, and/or spit tea in howl of laughter. <3
....Now if you'll excuse me, I need to change my shirt.
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Date: 2009-02-18 01:53 am (UTC)More pretty please?
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Date: 2009-02-18 02:25 am (UTC)I will cut off bits that will render this entire conversation completely academic for you. This line was just too good.
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Date: 2009-02-18 02:54 am (UTC)i'm seriously intrigued by this. i'm wondering why hollowick can hear them so clearly, when it's obvious he shouldn't be able to. and is it just those two, or can he hear any wizard/familiar pair?
definitely hoping this eventually gets expanded X3
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Date: 2009-02-18 03:41 am (UTC)And motivational. I feel like writing something for the first time in ages. *chu*
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Date: 2009-02-18 04:13 am (UTC)*gigglefit* How dare you forget!
Shock! You will put the dolls down! Never say!
<<<333
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Date: 2009-02-18 04:19 am (UTC)*guilty look over her shoulder* Er, yes, well...
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Date: 2009-02-18 04:29 am (UTC)You're a dork ^___^ And saying nice things will not get you unicorns
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Date: 2009-02-18 04:30 am (UTC)Yet? *perk* Hope hope hope hope hope hope. *___*
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Date: 2009-02-18 06:07 am (UTC)More please!
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Date: 2009-02-18 07:03 am (UTC)No magic in the world stood a chance against her right hook.
And I do so like women who aren't afraid to use force in order to remove unwanted suitors, too!
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Date: 2009-02-18 07:44 am (UTC)And I'll just say it here because I've been wanting to say it for ages: no one can write pissed-off characters like you. They're both convincing and funny at the same time, so I never know whether to suffer with them or laugh about them. Which is why I usually read your stories twice. ^__^ Seriously. I love them, and I love you for writing them.
And you can't really give me any kind of snippet without me wanting more. That's a given. ^__^
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Date: 2009-02-18 09:46 am (UTC)Still. Win \o/
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Date: 2009-02-18 04:41 pm (UTC)I sense there's some history there between the three of them? Of course, with Hollowick being able to hear them when no one else can...
*huge puppy eyes* ^_________^
You are the awesome! *glomps* Hope you were able to get some sleep last night and that today is not too painful. <3
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Date: 2009-02-19 12:48 am (UTC)Heh. I like it to, too. Maybe I will write a teeeensy bit more it. Or at least make my notes and smooth out the who and the what and the how.
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Date: 2009-02-20 12:18 am (UTC)Keep On Writing!