Okay

American Mediation is the place I've been in contact with. Finally called the guy this morning (dude, I was about to puke. What's the term for fear of phones? Because I'm pretty sure that's me -_-;) and he says they have a 96% success rate.

The only sting? $295.00 fee. But really, a lawyere would charge me that just for the privilege of breathing within his office (This I know. There's a lawyer on 24 that was bragging the other day about how he got 220 an hour just to watch some guys review documents). And the other place I was considering charges $30.00/month. Sooo I think I like the flat three hundred fee. Better than spending it on crap. Plus if they fail they give the money back. Which makes me think they'll do their best to succeed.

*crosses fingers* I think this might actually work - but I'm not counting chickens yet.

Note to Self: Fanfiction.net BAD

"The Mystery of the Celibate Corpse"

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...I'm not sure if they're being horribly clever or just horrible. So are corpses normally not celibate?


*edit* LMFAO

“It’s muddy out here,” Joe grumbled. “We should have brought a blanket.”

“And how were you planning to explain to Dad why we needed a blanket to go jogging?” Frank asked pointedly.

“Well, we’re doing it on our knees, then. We can explain getting mud on our legs, but not on my back.”

“That’s fine.”

And apparently Fenton is an alcoholic. Did I miss that somewhere in the cannon Hardy Boys?

Jeez, that's only the first few lines. Dare I figure out why the corpse is celibate as opposed to active?