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Mar. 30th, 2005 06:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maderr"The Mystery of the Celibate Corpse"
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...I'm not sure if they're being horribly clever or just horrible. So are corpses normally not celibate?
*edit* LMFAO
“It’s muddy out here,” Joe grumbled. “We should have brought a blanket.”
“And how were you planning to explain to Dad why we needed a blanket to go jogging?” Frank asked pointedly.
“Well, we’re doing it on our knees, then. We can explain getting mud on our legs, but not on my back.”
“That’s fine.”
And apparently Fenton is an alcoholic. Did I miss that somewhere in the cannon Hardy Boys?
Jeez, that's only the first few lines. Dare I figure out why the corpse is celibate as opposed to active?
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...I'm not sure if they're being horribly clever or just horrible. So are corpses normally not celibate?
*edit* LMFAO
“It’s muddy out here,” Joe grumbled. “We should have brought a blanket.”
“And how were you planning to explain to Dad why we needed a blanket to go jogging?” Frank asked pointedly.
“Well, we’re doing it on our knees, then. We can explain getting mud on our legs, but not on my back.”
“That’s fine.”
And apparently Fenton is an alcoholic. Did I miss that somewhere in the cannon Hardy Boys?
Jeez, that's only the first few lines. Dare I figure out why the corpse is celibate as opposed to active?
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Date: 2005-03-30 11:36 pm (UTC)I vote for attempting to be "horribly clever" and failing utterly. ;)
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Date: 2005-03-30 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-31 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-31 12:16 am (UTC)*snerk*
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Date: 2005-03-31 12:13 am (UTC)just finished reading about Jack the Ripper + new zombie story on FP = bad combo
Man, I don't even want to know where you're going with that *quickly tries to scrub brain clean*
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Date: 2005-03-31 12:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-30 11:45 pm (UTC)er. anyway. ...I don't want to know about the corpse. but joe's legs getting muddy sounds plausibly interesting ;)
...and um. I dont THINK he was alcoholic in canon....
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Date: 2005-03-31 12:14 am (UTC)Fenton was like The Perfect Man. And I doubt it was fly in those times to make F&J's rolemodel a regular AA attender.
I did like the potential of what they'll be doing in the forest though, as you said.
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Date: 2005-03-30 11:53 pm (UTC)Maybe the author is trying to say the corpse isn't going around, having sex with people, so therefore it must be dead. Or, uh, other people aren't having sex with it.
Either way, it's squicky.
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Date: 2005-03-31 12:16 am (UTC)You do have to admire the way the writer gleefully tackles several Serious Topics. Homosexual incest, lesbians, alcoholism, promiscious corpses...
Truly I'm in awe.
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Date: 2005-03-31 12:35 am (UTC)the Pit of VolesFF.Net in the first place.no subject
Date: 2005-03-31 12:41 am (UTC)*looks ashamed* Yes, I know. I have learned my lesson.
...at least until the next time I get that bored.
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Date: 2005-03-31 01:44 am (UTC)Zombie Mom: Uggggggggh (Do you know what I found in Johnny's room?)
Zombie Dad: Ugh? (No. what?)
Zombie Mom: Ugggggggh. Uggh. (Hardcore gay porn. That's what.)
Zombie Dad: Uggggh. (He had to grow up some time.)
Zombie Mom: Ugggggggggh! (But I don't want Johnny to eat male brains!)
Zombie Dad: Ugggh. Uggggggh. (It's the way he is. We have to accept him.)
*Zombiie Mom attempts to sob but winds up losing her arm instead*
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Date: 2005-03-31 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-31 03:02 am (UTC)What can I say? I have a talent for finding the finest of crack.
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Date: 2005-04-07 02:05 am (UTC)