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Stolen from Chris. The Gay Animal Kingdom

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One: Going to do 45 POS today. It's a document everyone in the center hates with a black, bitter, burning passion. Except me. Usually when we get stacks like this they're broken up between the monkeys. I'm going to do them all. YES.

Two: Read some X_x fairytale rewrites last night. The Power of Love? Ugh. Cheasiest fucking thing ever, and I don't mean in a good way. It made me laugh in a bad way. I'm sorry, I just can't take that seriously. I would love to see a fairytale where something that inane actually works. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Three: I want a fucking break. So does the rest of the world. I'm doing something for me this weekend. All I seem to do anymore is work, hang at home, do things everyone else wants to do. So Sat or Sun I'm going to hole up in the bookstore or something, and just write amongst my true loves.

Four: Pineapple

Five: I GOT A PACKAGE FROM LUCO!!!

Six: Need to call Gomes and squee. Because Mythos RPG made me happy but I never said so.

Now must really get to work *sigh*

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More funny convos. A = my scanning buddy, J = coworker, and you can guess the M.

A: "Oh, look. Jesus is going bankrupt." (name on the file is Jesus _____)

M: (tehcnically you don't serve bankrupty papers, for obvious reasons, or in our case the paper arguing it, but the idea was funny so we went with it) "Poor Jesus. How would you even serve that?"

A: *laughs* Go knock on Jesus's door?
M: "Oh, you need the other Jesus. He's just down the road there. House with the red door."
A: *cracks up* Yeah, Jesus turns in his buddy.

M: "That's not very Jesus of him"
* * *

(discussing clothes and partying on the weekend, J is wearing a short skirt today)

J: Oh, I've got a few skirts shorter than this.

M: Dude, you've probably got several skirts shorter thant hat

A: can you turn the radio back up?
J: Why? We're talking

A: Yeah, that's why.

M: What? You do't want to tell us about the mini skirts in your closet

A: No.

M: I bet you go out every Saturday night in your miniskirts

A: Yeah, me and Jesus. Before he went bankrupt.

M: You and Jesus just party down, huh?

A: Yeah, then Sunday we go to church.

M: Catholic style? Do everything b/c you'll be forgiven, then do it all over again?

A: Yeah. We go party on Saturday, then go to Church Sunday and everyone's all "so what did jesus do?"

M: laughing too hard to reply

J: We're going to hell...

* * *

J: Stupid label printer! (it jammed, I think)

A: Aw, that's not very nice

J: Oh, yeah? You come over here and fix it then

A: Just do what Jesus would do.

J: Which is?

M: Stab it with paperclips


(those aren't verbatim, but mostly. we are way too easily amused by ourselves. boss just carefully ignored us)

Oh, yeah

The POS's I mentioned this morning.

Clocked all 45 in under two hours. A coworker helped with the shipping part, but the hardest -- the copying - I did them all.

Not that anyone else cares, but I was proud. I almost never do copycenter and I completely clocked them.

Now if I couold just settle on a story to write. I'm starting to wonder if I should bother submitting Sandstorm to Iris. Argh, doubts, why do you assail me so? =_=

Keep thinking on the fairytales for Tsaiko and Sky, though Sky's I need to strip like 10 pages and start over from about page 6 x_x woe.

Also, Tygati. So totally your fault my brain is going toward the space opera world again. Can't you make them be quiet long enough for me to finish playing in the sand?

Bit inspired by luco

No idea what she actually intends for the lovely drawing but discussions of wanting to find one in a tree led to this (and lord, after this I'm grounded from posting for the evening):

Will def do more with it later, I think.

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