maderr | (no subject)

More funny convos. A = my scanning buddy, J = coworker, and you can guess the M.

A: "Oh, look. Jesus is going bankrupt." (name on the file is Jesus _____)

M: (tehcnically you don't serve bankrupty papers, for obvious reasons, or in our case the paper arguing it, but the idea was funny so we went with it) "Poor Jesus. How would you even serve that?"

A: *laughs* Go knock on Jesus's door?
M: "Oh, you need the other Jesus. He's just down the road there. House with the red door."
A: *cracks up* Yeah, Jesus turns in his buddy.

M: "That's not very Jesus of him"
* * *

(discussing clothes and partying on the weekend, J is wearing a short skirt today)

J: Oh, I've got a few skirts shorter than this.

M: Dude, you've probably got several skirts shorter thant hat

A: can you turn the radio back up?
J: Why? We're talking

A: Yeah, that's why.

M: What? You do't want to tell us about the mini skirts in your closet

A: No.

M: I bet you go out every Saturday night in your miniskirts

A: Yeah, me and Jesus. Before he went bankrupt.

M: You and Jesus just party down, huh?

A: Yeah, then Sunday we go to church.

M: Catholic style? Do everything b/c you'll be forgiven, then do it all over again?

A: Yeah. We go party on Saturday, then go to Church Sunday and everyone's all "so what did jesus do?"

M: laughing too hard to reply

J: We're going to hell...

* * *

J: Stupid label printer! (it jammed, I think)

A: Aw, that's not very nice

J: Oh, yeah? You come over here and fix it then

A: Just do what Jesus would do.

J: Which is?

M: Stab it with paperclips

(those aren't verbatim, but mostly. we are way too easily amused by ourselves. boss just carefully ignored us)