the adults only fearfest show

So, trip to Fearfest was mostly a bust, but there was a few good moments.

One of them was this 'adults only' show they'd been pimping. We decided to go see those of us willing to make decisions anyway.

It starts with a car 'crashing' - sound effects, a flipped over prop car, and before the show we could see a bed in the middle of the stage. So my initial thought was that it'd be about a dead boyfrirend or something who goes to see his girlfriend one last time. Something like that yeah?

Oh, no. It starts instead with a girl in white lingeries sleeping on the bed, all these guys and chicks dancing around the stage (badly) singing (horribly) a song of which the only word I could really catch was 'nightmare'

Oookay. So the story portion or whatever will start after Cheezy Song #1

Negative.

Promptly after the first song ends, a new one starts, with just the three guys dancing around the bed and on the bed, obviously tormenting the sleeping pure girl who I guess is having a nightmare? The overall premise to the show never did make itself obvious.

Anyway.

Then they tie the girl to the bed. The girl sitting next to me and I started howling with laughter.

And then the other chicks came back out, dressed in black lingerie, to do more terrible dancing/singing.

By this point we're starting to annoy the people around us with snarky comments.

Just when we thought it could not possibly get any better--

The new song number is an Evanescence song.

I told the girl I was with 'this show is like the bastard child of Rocky Horror Picture Show and Grease"

Shortly thereafter about three rows of people, us included, got up and left.

It was awful and traumatic and hilarious, those ten minutes. Can't imagine lasting the entire forty five minutes. So wish I'd had my camera.

Fearless

Awesome movie. Jet Li never fails to make me happy, and this was such a pretty movie. Am glad I finally got to see it.

I think my favorite part was, of course, the fight with Tanaka. There's nothing cooler than men being real men. I still wish Tanaka had punched his ambassador, but oh well. Such a good movie.

Argh, self

Seriously. I don't know what my problem is. I keep doing stupid shit instead of writing. If I could focus for more than twenty seconds at a time, I'd already be well into chp 7 at least of Weathermage. but no, I'm restless and twitchy and wasting my free time instead of using it wisely.

Ugh, so pissed with me right now.