WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!!

[maderr]

This creepy ass looking bug just crawled across the floor. I tried to catch it and it fled under the couch. One: I have no idea what the FUCK this little bastard is. It looked like a weird ass mix of spider, grasshopper and freaky. Two: I have to sleep on that couch .

Like fucking hell I do - I'm not going to sleep until I find the little bastard. No alien bug is sucking my blood while I try to sleep, no way in fucking hell.

Perhaps I should put the Stephen King aside for a little while...or use it to kill that bug.

Comments

Ew.

[selurnis.livejournal.com]

Speaking of bugs, I saw two spiders this morning -in the kitchen, right before I was about to put something into my mouth. It made me pause to think twice.

There're hardly any bugs, ever, in the house and all of a sudden in the same 5 minutes I see 2 spiders.

Then I ate what I was about to anyway. XD

Re: Ew.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Gah, spiders ::shudders:: Hate, hate, hate. We get them in our house periodically, and they're never small ones. These bastards walk around with newspapers and all, they're huge.