WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!!

[maderr]

This creepy ass looking bug just crawled across the floor. I tried to catch it and it fled under the couch. One: I have no idea what the FUCK this little bastard is. It looked like a weird ass mix of spider, grasshopper and freaky. Two: I have to sleep on that couch .

Like fucking hell I do - I'm not going to sleep until I find the little bastard. No alien bug is sucking my blood while I try to sleep, no way in fucking hell.

Perhaps I should put the Stephen King aside for a little while...or use it to kill that bug.

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EW! BUGGIES

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

That happened to me during the summer. I thought it was a huge cockroach but it was the beatle from hell... I killed it and chased it around. It was making so much noise and it was pushing papers around, I was like, "Wooster? Come here baby. Wooder Bear! WOOSTER QUIT IT." Then I realized what it was and I started screaming (this is at like 2 a.m. mind you) and I smashed that bitch to smitherines. I wasn't sleeping in the same room as a bug that looked positively jurassic and was like two inches long. NEGATIVE. They always tell you how much shit drops into your mouth and how many bugs you eat while you're asleep, and a week's worth of protein from that fucker wasn't worth it!!!

I gotta' go to school! HOLY CRAP.

Re: EW! BUGGIES

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I love you Allie, really I do.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Ha! You're being attacked by a creepy bug. That's so exciting.

I just sat through a class with Elena Micky. That was a trip. Guess what?! We got a poem about St. Petersburg. Written by... PUSKIN! Isn't that fun? And to make it better, she tragically mistranslated the title. Instead of, "The Bronze Horseman"--as it should be--she called it, "The Bronze Man Riding on a Horse."

Tell me that's logical in any way, shape, form, or fashion.

Stupid people.

Ok, hope the bug situation clears up. Creepy bug, creepy bug!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck didn't she just say "bronze horseman?" dumbass

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

Is this the Elena that was at Dickinson last year teaching Russian? The blonde chick that my roommate used to do her laundry with?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

that would be the one. She and Sammie don't really get along.

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

SCREW THAT BIATCH THEN.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

ew ew ew ew! and I thought the Ladybug invasion here was icky! Did you ever find it?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't. And my family thinks I'm making it all up, they just look at me like I'm either a wuss or an idiot.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not a wuss or an idiot. My room is in the basement and in the summer I used to leave my outside door open to get air.. until I found a cricket the size of my head under my bed... ick. *shudder*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

oh, I hate those. I almost stepped on a cricket-o-doom the other day refilling my coffee. that's not the best way to finally wake up, blech.

the basement? I hope crickets were the worst thing you find living there

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Yuck! And they are all noisy when you step on them too.. I'm glad you missed it!

Well, it's a finished basement. It was the study/ office for the previous owner. It's actually pretty nice. I've got two rooms to spread out in and because the rest of the family is two floors up I can play music and watch tv at normal levels at any hour and not have to worry about waking anybody up. And you can *almost* see the white walls under the posters and wallscrolls ;) I actually managed to put a 28 year old fanboy in shock the first time he walked into my room ;) It's a bit.. colorful ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

that's cool, I'd kill to have space like that to call my own. I live in a shoebox.

one uped a fanboy, props ::clap clap::

[starparty.livejournal.com]

We bought a new house about two years ago but before that we were crammed into a two bedroom two bath house that was older so it was smaller. Now everybody has their own room and peace has been restored ;)

I'm not sure if it was the wallscrolls hung horizontally across on the ceiling, the Weiss posters on the ducts over my bed or the shonen-ai corner that got to him first ;) I think I've got pictures buried somewhere in my hard drive. I should see if I can find them...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

too funny for words, your room sounds like the one I'd like to have eventually. I would have loved to have seen his face.

Small houses suck - the only reason we haven't killed each other is that we're rarely all here together anymore.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

yeah this is really the perfect room for me. I've got my bed, my computer (Happy 21st to me) and DVD player down here. I'm set. ;)

His eyes were pretty wide but he managed to keep his mouth shut until he looked up. Then I wasn't sure if I'd have to re-hinge his jaw to this face. ;)

I was the only one with a car and licence (read as freedom) in the old house so everybody was usually in the living room at one time o.O; now that Amy is driving and Robbie is a few months away there is usually nobody gome.. which I DON'T mind!

Ew.

[selurnis.livejournal.com]

Speaking of bugs, I saw two spiders this morning -in the kitchen, right before I was about to put something into my mouth. It made me pause to think twice.

There're hardly any bugs, ever, in the house and all of a sudden in the same 5 minutes I see 2 spiders.

Then I ate what I was about to anyway. XD

Re: Ew.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Gah, spiders ::shudders:: Hate, hate, hate. We get them in our house periodically, and they're never small ones. These bastards walk around with newspapers and all, they're huge.