WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!!

[maderr]

This creepy ass looking bug just crawled across the floor. I tried to catch it and it fled under the couch. One: I have no idea what the FUCK this little bastard is. It looked like a weird ass mix of spider, grasshopper and freaky. Two: I have to sleep on that couch .

Like fucking hell I do - I'm not going to sleep until I find the little bastard. No alien bug is sucking my blood while I try to sleep, no way in fucking hell.

Perhaps I should put the Stephen King aside for a little while...or use it to kill that bug.

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EW! BUGGIES

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

That happened to me during the summer. I thought it was a huge cockroach but it was the beatle from hell... I killed it and chased it around. It was making so much noise and it was pushing papers around, I was like, "Wooster? Come here baby. Wooder Bear! WOOSTER QUIT IT." Then I realized what it was and I started screaming (this is at like 2 a.m. mind you) and I smashed that bitch to smitherines. I wasn't sleeping in the same room as a bug that looked positively jurassic and was like two inches long. NEGATIVE. They always tell you how much shit drops into your mouth and how many bugs you eat while you're asleep, and a week's worth of protein from that fucker wasn't worth it!!!

I gotta' go to school! HOLY CRAP.

Re: EW! BUGGIES

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I love you Allie, really I do.