*evil grin*

[maderr]

Cleaning up, I discovered jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Who needs to pay the car payment when there are RIBBONS at stake?!

$190.38!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a car. $210.54

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Psssht! I've got another working kidney.. $222.22

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Fuck. I'm never gonna use my eggs. $250.92!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

There's a thriving flesh trade downtown! $255.86!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Berry did once say I'd have a great career with the name "Tassles". $265.86!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

You know M would fetch a great price on the black market. $276.34!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Don't make me remove you from the auction for conduct unbecoming a bidder.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Shit. I can sell Brandie and my brother. $290.55!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

AH HA! I have THREE more siblings to sell! $350.39!!!!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

ehh... We don't really need all this furniture. $400.40!

[jolena.livejournal.com]

The ribbons are MINE!!!!!!
$1,000

[starparty.livejournal.com]

HAH! I have TWO houses to sell! $756.34!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I've got access to M's beanie babies! $990.50!

[jolena.livejournal.com]

I told you they were MINE!!!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

hmph. Bitch.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Serves you right whore.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Well, see if I ever speak to you again.

And as for donating stories/porn to the cause? Well forget that!

[jolena.livejournal.com]

$1,000 dollars to get you to stop talking to me...not a bad price really. Is this permanent, or a monthly fee?

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

*gets up, walks over, and smacks the dumb bitch*

[jolena.livejournal.com]

*cringes in fear* Ow...

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Damn right.