Oh My Fucking God

[maderr]

So way way way back when I first came home, I applied to the local school district to be a substitute teacher. Never heard back, and eventually I went back to the pizza place.

Get a letter today from the school, a thin little envelope that in my mind screams "rejection." I'm thinking "well that took for freakin' ever." Open it up:

Dear Ms. Derr,

Your application for substitute reaching has been approaved. We would like to place you on the substitute teacher list for the Roanoke Rapids Graded School District.

*does a happy dance*

Comments

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Harems sound good to me.

Yes, slavery would be the best way to cover expenses. Now about that puppet government...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

mmmm harem... mmmm *ahem*

I'd say we need to have about 2 or three "leaders" to keep the suspicion off us..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I wonder if we should put a cap on number of bois allowed in one harem.

three sounds good, plenty of cushion with that.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

hmm yeah.. they do need room to do the nasty after all..

ok three it is.. and they need to be truely vapid. we don't want them getting any ideas...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Well, think about a good number to limit the harems to and we'll discuss that later.

Vapid - good word. Don't worry, I see that at work daily. I'll gather a few and hold them in the basement until we need them.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Oh darn.. I get to think about harems...

$5 word of the day ;) Oh good idea. Make sure that they are so happy that you actually let them out that they are loyal for life.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

yeah, poor you. At least you don't have Rose stuck in your head.

*makes notes* right, keep them happy. that shouldn't be hard.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Rose: And what makes you think that dear? Sarah and I have been haveing this lovely chat about the uses of a scarf to accent your eyes. I find that matching your eyes just gives you ensamble such a wonderful punch!

nah a few beers and pr0n mags and they sould be set...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*glares at Rose* Make him stop that.

*rolls eyes* that and pizza.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Rose: Hrumph! Well! Somebody's rather pissy tonight, aren't they? Homestly. A guy tries to make a little civil conversatin and he gets hit head bitten off.

heh yeah I'll bet you know that all too well XP