Oh My Fucking God

[maderr]

So way way way back when I first came home, I applied to the local school district to be a substitute teacher. Never heard back, and eventually I went back to the pizza place.

Get a letter today from the school, a thin little envelope that in my mind screams "rejection." I'm thinking "well that took for freakin' ever." Open it up:

Dear Ms. Derr,

Your application for substitute reaching has been approaved. We would like to place you on the substitute teacher list for the Roanoke Rapids Graded School District.

*does a happy dance*

Comments

[inklacedfeather.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! CONGRATS!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee - Thank you!!

Aah!

[hippiechiq.livejournal.com]

Schweet! Omedetou!

Re: Aah!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Arigatou!

[abiona-sashenka.livejournal.com]

I beleive that HOLY CRAP! sums it all up. ;->

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You're far more polite than I - I said "Holy FUCK"

[starparty.livejournal.com]

HURRAY!!!!!!!! That's AWESOME!!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thankee muchly. I'm so thrilled it's ridiculous.

Okay, off to the salt mines. have a good evening!

[skylark97.livejournal.com]

Dude! Congrats!! ^-^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thank you so very much.

Yay... happy dance

[dv8edthot.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad for you Miss Derr. See, it just takes a little patience. *Warm fuzzies*

Re: Yay... happy dance

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thank you Todd. I guess patience does pay off occasionally.

[nanthimus.livejournal.com]

Holy fucking HEll, congratulations!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hee - thank you very much! I think I gaped at the letter for about five minutes before my mother found me and asked what was wrong.

WAY TO GO, MAMA!!!

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

WAY TO GO, MAMA!!! That's better $$$ than the pizza place!!! Now you'll have more $$$ for Europe!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS MISS DERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: WAY TO GO, MAMA!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thank you Miss Allie!!!

yeah!

[oshngirl.livejournal.com]

YIPPEE!! This is great experience for you!!! Have fun!:)

Re: yeah!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thank you J-Dogg!!!

Gonads and Strife

[amasugiru.livejournal.com]

ANDSOIWENTUPTOTHISGANSTAHANDIWASLIKEYO!MOTHAFUCKAH....
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Think this properly expresses my reactions.
(Jeezus, I fixed that sentence and it still sounds Japanese. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?)

Re: Gonads and Strife

[starparty.livejournal.com]

It has to be said..

"Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.."

Re: Gonads and Strife

[maderr.livejournal.com]

AND THE LIGHTENING!!!!!!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute.. If your last name is Derr, and if I assume that your middle initial is A... That makes your initials MAD. That is so freaking awesome. I'm just SEB ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

LOL. Yes, my initials are MAD. My middle name is April - the month in which my mother was born. I was almost Megan October, but they liked the way the A worked out.

[cr8zyaly.livejournal.com]

You will be teaching the youth of America?? What the hell is wrong with those people...oops..I mean congrats!! :)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I love you too Miss Eat n' Park.

Thanks Al.

76 COMMENTS???

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

Child, you and StarParty need to get yourselves a ROOM. Of course, I'm only adding to the 76 by making it 77. But whatever. :)

Luveded joo Miss Derr

Re: 76 COMMENTS???

[maderr.livejournal.com]

and what's wrong with 78 commments? I mean, come on. that's nothing. we cleared 100 the other day.

[indigoraven.livejournal.com]

Well Holy Shit.... The Deer teaches. I am most definitely impressed. Congrats, chica. ;->

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Thank you McLeod! And it's only substituting, I doubt I'll actually be doing that much...