*rolls eyes*

[maderr]

Why is it such an awful thing to be a stripper? I don't get it. This chick on the radio is Deeply Concerned that her 18-year old daughter is a stripper. And now they're talking about how she plans to be a journalist someday.

"She needs to learn it's not all about the money."

...
...
...it seems to me, listening, that all that money will be useful to help her toward the journalist thing. A profession like that doesn't come cheap. AND NOW THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY JOURNALISTS GET. Who the hell needs to wake up here?

Jeez. My parents used to make comments about me being a stripper (I would suck at it, except in the matter of my rack). People need to chill. Moral issue? What moral issue? People bitch about all the wrong shit.

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[rautenkranzmt.livejournal.com]

Personally, I don't see the point in strip clubs and the like. To paraphrase from one of them fameous comedians, it's like going to an all you can eat buffet, but... HEY, NO TOUCHIE!.

Granted, if I had the body (or the ability to dance AT ALL), I might think differently. Because yeah, there's good money to be made if you are good at it.

And, referring to sexual deviancy... oh, it doesn't get any more deviant than me.

[rautenkranzmt.livejournal.com]

Social. Social deviancy. See? RIGHT THERE!

i'm a bad little boy

[maderr.livejournal.com]

A couple of friends once thought they were clever and "tricked" me into going into a strip club. Apparently they take my penchant for silence to mean I'm a prude who spazzes easy. I think when I just sat there looking bored they were a bit flummoxed. I left wondering why anyone would shell out the money they do for such things. Better to pay for porn or a little bit of action, imho.

Yay deviance!

[rautenkranzmt.livejournal.com]

well, i dated a male stripper once... that was, i think, the only upshot to it.

he was good in bed, i'll give him that. real flexible.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Heh. At least there was a couple of good things out of it?

[rautenkranzmt.livejournal.com]

the look on his parents' faces when they caught us in the kitchen.

that, and the taste for buttertoast that i picked up from him.

mmm, buttertoast.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

I have it on good authority some places are more lax about the touching policy than others. The rules are more *flexible* if you know what I mean. At least, that's what I've been told when others tried to get me to go such establishments.

[rautenkranzmt.livejournal.com]

well, where i met my short term boyfriend was very lax... very lax indeed... best use for a dollar bill, EVER.