Goddamn Men: The Saturday That Sucked Monkey Balls

[maderr]

It's a Saturday, the second busiest day for us. This should be obvious. Anyway, on Fridays and Saturdays the day crew is responsible for preparing at least 6 stacks each of mediums and larges, I won't even get into the breads and smalls. (A stack being 8 pans of pizza dough ready to be sauced, cheesed and topped). I walked in and there was one of each. This is bad.

So there are three managers on duty tonight, which means in theory that one manages while the others act as crew. I wasn't closing, which means I'm crew. Hahaha. The other two got stuck on makeline and ovens, which meant I got to be the "floater," or the one that stuck with the nasty manager jobs. I lost count of the customers that called to complain b/c of some pissy thing. They were fun. This one dumb bitch calls to complain that we forgot to put a topping on her pizza - not a big deal except that she pay for the extra topping, so fair enough. I said that if she brought the pizza back, I'd remake it. Except they'd already eaten most of the faulty pizza. At that point I said I couldn't do anything. She didn't like that. Ask me if I care.

So my night was a living hell. "Megan, do this." "Megan I need that." "Megan, I need quarters for the drawer" "Manager call" *screams in rage*. I worked my ass off tonight, even dropping money in the safe, scheduling the breaks, etc. Finally it slows enough that C (another manager) can check the schedule to do breaks (not knowing I was already on it). The boss sees him, asks him about it and then makes a big deal about how on top of things he is. And all fucking night I didn't get one goddamned fucking word, just "do this" or "try that." I don't expect compliments but that really pissed me off. C calmed me down though - he's a cool guy, and was aware just how asinine the boss was being. Still...

Not to mention the boss' wife called in the middle of our busiest hour to order her own food. Because she was out with her stupid friends drinking it up.

Things slowed down enought that I got off early, but I think it's only because I was about to start dishing out violence b/c the crew was too goddamed stupid to remember that yes, they have to answer the phones when they ring. I seldom yell at anyone, but they all learned to fear me tonight.

Pardon me, my list of Stupid People to Kill requires yet another adjustment.





Customer calls, says they don't eat pork (I care?) and that they got the wrong pizza. Then they say they got the ground beef and extra cheese, but not the pepperoni, italian sausage and extra cheese. I'm confused, but ask again to double check. They say the same thing and I agree to remake the P IS XC pizza. Guy calls back ten minutes later, says that we screwed up both pizzas. I proceed to tell him he need to make up his mind (literally I said this) and he says they got the pork (which is for his girlfriend, HE doesn't eat pork) so she'll bring the bad pizza and they need the GB XC remade. Megan says fine, hangs up and proceeds to remake their pizza and put a "not trustworthy" tag on their number in the computer. Fuckers.



Now to summon energy to write before a certain friend kills me.

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

That's too perfect. Be sure to rub it in. A LOT.

*looks around* WAHT? me? I wasn't being bad*! REALLY!


*yet


Heh heh that last comment makes me so proud..

"So what's my pay here?"

"$10.00 an hour and all the office supplies you can steal"

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*glares* Queen, you're not fooling anyone but Kyo, and that's only b/c he's distracted by the mousey.

you make good pay. I worked three years in a deparment offic during school, my collection of pens and other miscellany was never so nice.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

who ME? I wasn't contemplating the link so you can DL Shifing. nope. Nope nope nope.

That's actually a movie quote.. not my salary.. -_-;;

I get the biggest thrill raiding the supply closet at work.. I manage to keep most of it at my desk at work but a pen or two has *somehow* managed to find its way home ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

ack - is that even possible?


*feels silly* clearly I'm not up on my mvies.


heh - what else are all those lovely supplies for? if you didn't take them home someone else would, right?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*wide eyes* very possible...


No worries.. I don't even remember what movie it's from anyway..

true true true.. I'd be doing the supplies a favor by taking them home to be loved ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

you really should stop tempting me with your evil ways (like it's that hard). and your kitty picture doesn't help.

exactly. you love the supplies - who else is that kind?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*whistle* I'm thiiis close to hitting send... I'll do it too.. don't think i wont.. *coughtigerboythreesomecough* sorry.. I've got a bit of a cold *coughmoutainlionblondehunkcough*

*pet* looove the supplies... My lovely supplies..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

tigerboys!!! lion hunk!!! ah, how do I keep forgetting how evil you are?? why didn't I buy it??? *is in agony*

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*innocence* meee? nope. I'm too cute to be evil.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

No, the kitty is too cute to be evil. You are not the kitty, you are the pyscho with the fan and the pointies.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

damn.. she figured me out.. foiled AGAIN!

umm Meow?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm your co-conspirator. If I can figure you out, I couldn't handle that role.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

true. If I was able to fool you Ruling the would together would be no fun.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's all about teamwork.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

speaking of team work.. which two hemispheres do you want? or do we just divide it up by country?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...Maybe countries. Except the little ones, we'll just group those together by the dozen and make those count as one.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I say just choose our favorites and we can farm the rest out to the minions to worry about.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Sounds practical. But who gets japan? We should just make that our home, or maybe vacation spot. we'd never get anything done if it was home.

I haven't gotten much work done. Maybe you have?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Yeah it will have to be the vacation spot.. but really who says we need to *do* anything? we will be the rulers of the known world.. we can do as we please.

umm no. But i did read about a couple of yummy demons and now I'm working through a wonderfully smutty PotC fic.. Jack Will and Norrington.. growl..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, very true. that's what the minions and puppet leader are for.

Heh - hope you like, despite the confusion. MMm...PotC...I haven't read that for a while. I'm too distracted by tiger boys at the moment anyway.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

we can pull the strings just as well from a villa in japan as we can anywhere else ;)

oh I DID! To steal the McD's current catch phrase "I'm Loving it!" Luc is pissing me off though. Bastard. :P

heh heh did you skip ahead? So Good Rishi. *purr*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

ah, a villa in japan. I guess that's where the harems will be kept. That means you're cleaning out the schools, I'd imagine.

Hee - I'm glad. I really should write more...after I finish with Rishi, mmmmm

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Colleges yes. Schools? No. Too young. XP

Isn't he the absolutle sweetest? I kept watching Kyo and calling him So Good Kyo. and then feeling kinda guilty int the context of things...

mmmm Tiger boys.. and Lynn is to die for. Sandra Delete did the cutest drawing of him mending his shirt.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

college then.

yes, you should feel guilty.

I'm rather fond of the story so far. Lynn really is cute.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

they will still have to wear the uniforms though ;)

*guilts*

All I've got to say is "oof!"