kittens

May. 30th, 2003 03:11 pm
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They're so cute, it can only be true evil. Normally I love them, even if I'm so allergic to them that I walk around in constant pain. They are cute after all.

But yesterday. My mother was vacuming, and the kittens (of which we have 5, in addition to 4 cats and 2 dogs. And miscellaneous fish.) freaked, which makes sense. Except that the one I'd been holding at the time decided to freak by climbing up my chest, over my shoulder and then off the back of the couch to tremble underneath it.

Suffice to say I won't be wearing any low cut shirts for awhile, as there's a small but highly visible cut across my left tit. Thank god I was wearing a shirt at the time(like I wouldn't be?), or I'd probably have stitches.That's my adventure for the week.

Does anyone have a recipe for kitten stew?

Give it up...

Date: 2003-05-30 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amasugiru.livejournal.com
Just tell the truth, don't hide my dirty work behind the guise of cute kittens. Sure everyone loves kittens....


Re: Give it up...

Date: 2003-05-30 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com
Satan, if you were responsible I wouldn't even have a tit anymore.

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