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maderrThey're so cute, it can only be true evil. Normally I love them, even if I'm so allergic to them that I walk around in constant pain. They are cute after all.
But yesterday. My mother was vacuming, and the kittens (of which we have 5, in addition to 4 cats and 2 dogs. And miscellaneous fish.) freaked, which makes sense. Except that the one I'd been holding at the time decided to freak by climbing up my chest, over my shoulder and then off the back of the couch to tremble underneath it.
Suffice to say I won't be wearing any low cut shirts for awhile, as there's a small but highly visible cut across my left tit. Thank god I was wearing a shirt at the time(like I wouldn't be?), or I'd probably have stitches.That's my adventure for the week.
Does anyone have a recipe for kitten stew?
But yesterday. My mother was vacuming, and the kittens (of which we have 5, in addition to 4 cats and 2 dogs. And miscellaneous fish.) freaked, which makes sense. Except that the one I'd been holding at the time decided to freak by climbing up my chest, over my shoulder and then off the back of the couch to tremble underneath it.
Suffice to say I won't be wearing any low cut shirts for awhile, as there's a small but highly visible cut across my left tit. Thank god I was wearing a shirt at the time(like I wouldn't be?), or I'd probably have stitches.That's my adventure for the week.
Does anyone have a recipe for kitten stew?
Give it up...
Date: 2003-05-30 04:28 pm (UTC)Kitten Stew (Atkins Style)
Date: 2003-05-30 05:12 pm (UTC)You will need:
1-3 kittens (depending on their size)
1 tsp. essence of sliced Derr tit
1 pot of boiling Derr rage
The first thing you need to do is skin that kitten (and since there's more than one way to skin a cat, I will let you figure that out). Then, this is the fun part, you get to de-bone it. Whoo! Slice open his back and just pull... everything is pretty much connected, so it should come out almost all in one piece. Slice and dice that kitty and add some essence of Derr tit. Finally, dump it all into the pot of boiling Derr rage and go play with your PlayStation for about 6 hours. By then, you won't even want it anymore AND you will have forgotten to eat anything else!!!
Re: Give it up...
Date: 2003-05-30 07:41 pm (UTC)Re: Kitten Stew (Atkins Style)
Date: 2003-05-30 07:44 pm (UTC)Speaking of Playstation, my brother and I just bought Xenosaga, related distantly to the infamous Xenogears. Hehehe.