kittens

[maderr]

They're so cute, it can only be true evil. Normally I love them, even if I'm so allergic to them that I walk around in constant pain. They are cute after all.

But yesterday. My mother was vacuming, and the kittens (of which we have 5, in addition to 4 cats and 2 dogs. And miscellaneous fish.) freaked, which makes sense. Except that the one I'd been holding at the time decided to freak by climbing up my chest, over my shoulder and then off the back of the couch to tremble underneath it.

Suffice to say I won't be wearing any low cut shirts for awhile, as there's a small but highly visible cut across my left tit. Thank god I was wearing a shirt at the time(like I wouldn't be?), or I'd probably have stitches.That's my adventure for the week.

Does anyone have a recipe for kitten stew?

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Re: Kitten Stew (Atkins Style)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You killed me, my mother and my sister. This has to be one of your best wisecracks yet, though it is as always at my expense. I love my friends-we barely talk since graduation but there's suddenly plenty of time to mock my pain. I hope your mixed media gets thrown on the floor tomorrow.

Speaking of Playstation, my brother and I just bought Xenosaga, related distantly to the infamous Xenogears. Hehehe.